I never thought I'd see the day when Will fans were getting worried and nervous because they were going to be "too close to Will", :o are these the same stop at nothing, charging like Wildebeest fans we know and love? :lol:

I never thought I'd see the day when Will fans were getting worried and nervous because they were going to be "too close to Will", :o are these the same stop at nothing, charging like Wildebeest fans we know and love? :lol:

 

:rofl: Give me half the chance. :lol: I suppose they wouldn't want to sell their tickets to me - :no: - I thought not. :lol:

Edited January 2, 200718 yr by chrysalis

I admit I would be nervous sitting in the front row... they are really low on the floor... so i would be worried about where to put my legs ...... I would be scared I would trip him up as he walks past :unsure: :lol:

I admit I would be nervous sitting in the front row... they are really low on the floor... so i would be worried about where to put my legs ...... I would be scared I would trip him up as he walks past :unsure: :lol:

 

and what would you do once you had Will on the floor BYM&M's? :cool:

and what would you do once you had Will on the floor BYM&M's? :cool:

 

Nothing if I'm there to push her out of the way first! :lol:

I dont think anyone has a chance, I heard the Royal Exchange has bought a job lot of cattle prods for just such a scenerio :(

I dont think anyone has a chance, I heard the Royal Exchange has bought a job lot of cattle prods for just such a scenerio :(

 

Yes, I've heard that as well, have you seen the set of "Vortex commandments" that Will fans all have to obey as well? shall i post them up? :( :P

 

Yes, I've heard that as well, have you seen the set of "Vortex commandments" that Will fans all have to obey as well? shall i post them up? :( :P

 

yes do they are so funny, I wonder how many will be broken in the first 5 minutes of the play :lol:

 

Here we are, courtesy of Jackie, Y4E and Cocopop. :lol:

The Vortex Commandments.

Rules for the Philistines.

 

1 ..There is no need to run as soon as the doors to open..this is a theatre not a field!

 

2..There is NO need to crane your necks looking for him and keep asking each other..'where is he..can you see him'? when others are acting on stage..

 

3..There should be no standing and screaming as soon as Will walks on!

 

4..No rude comments should be shouted..he's doing a play..he wont get his kit off!..

 

5..No need for long drawn out shouts of 'WILLLLLLLLL'! every time he moves.

 

6..There will be no moblie phones held aloft for friends who didnt get tickets and there will be no Will T-shirts for sale in reception!

 

7.. No pinching his bum by people in the aisle seats as Will enters and exits up the aisles!

 

8.. No jumping on Will by the front row when Will is on stage!

 

9.. Do not burst into a chorus of 'Happy Birthday to you' on the 20th!

 

 

 

 

Here we are, courtesy of Jackie, Y4E and Cocopop. :lol:

The Vortex Commandments.

Rules for the Philistines.

 

1 ..There is no need to run as soon as the doors to open..this is a theatre not a field!

 

2..There is NO need to crane your necks looking for him and keep asking each other..'where is he..can you see him'? when others are acting on stage..

 

3..There should be no standing and screaming as soon as Will walks on!

 

4..No rude comments should be shouted..he's doing a play..he wont get his kit off!..

 

5..No need for long drawn out shouts of 'WILLLLLLLLL'! every time he moves.

 

6..There will be no moblie phones held aloft for friends who didnt get tickets and there will be no Will T-shirts for sale in reception!

 

7.. No pinching his bum by people in the aisle seats as Will enters and exits up the aisles!

 

8.. No jumping on Will by the front row when Will is on stage!

 

9.. Do not burst into a chorus of 'Happy Birthday to you' on the 20th!

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: You know the first rule of a Commandment don't you? :lol: But I sure hope it doesn't happen this time. :lol:

 

Love it :lol:

 

I must confess to be a little nervous about being so close though, it kind of feels unreal :unsure:

I just hope i don't drool.. :huh:

did you read about fans phoning up to make sure their seats were in his eyeline? :lol:

i really can't wait. :wub:

I just hope i don't drool.. :huh:

did you read about fans phoning up to make sure their seats were in his eyeline? :lol:

i really can't wait. :wub:

 

 

You're joking!! :o Why - or shouldn't I ask? I really do hope the "Commandments" are read, digested and adhered to.

I just hope i don't drool.. :huh:

did you read about fans phoning up to make sure their seats were in his eyeline? :lol:

i really can't wait. :wub:

 

 

You're joking!! :o Why - or shouldn't I ask? I really do hope the "Commandments" are read, digested and adhered to.

 

I thought it was a reasonable request to make. :blush:

The Commandments (and people not sticking to them) are one reason why I don't want to go on opening night!

The Commandments (and people not sticking to them) are one reason why I don't want to go on opening night!

 

Do you know Dot, I'm actually not too worried as I think Will fans are going to behave themselves and if a few don't, there's always the cattle prods isn't there? ;)

 

They come in an array of colours.

The Devoted site electric prod.

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The Official site electric prod.

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LOL Suggy - I'd forgotten what a joker you are! :lol:

Do you know Dot, I'm actually not too worried as I think Will fans are going to behave themselves and if a few don't, there's always the cattle prods isn't there? ;)

 

 

 

I think cattle prods might not have the necessary strength to hold back rampaging Will fans in a frenzy.... I would have thought taser guns might have more effect :unsure:

 

You're joking!! :o Why - or shouldn't I ask?

God knows. :rolleyes: ..the reporter told Will in the Stage interview .

 

God knows. :rolleyes: ..the reporter told Will in the Stage interview .

 

 

Just re-read my copy of The Stage - the word "rumoured" has been left out. And we all know what "rumour" did. :lol: