See you just think she is being nice Asda but I bet you anything she's not had any action since her husband left her for a blonde waitress at starbucks.

She just wants a younger model :smoke:

Erm no. dont you remember the night i was frightened because they were shaggin so loudly.

 

She gets enough action -_- Plus we dont have Starbucks in UK do we?

 

Well none in Sunderland, yet again that wouldnt surprise me, because its skanks ville

It was them shagging? :rofl:

She's just trying to make you jealous by slamming herself against the bedroom wall :smoke:

Anyway I will fight her for you like the good little rainbow stylen gypsylord I am.

We have a Starbucks :o

It was them shagging? :rofl:

She's just trying to make you jealous by slamming herself against the bedroom wall :smoke:

Anyway I will fight her for you like the good little rainbow stylen gypsylord I am.

We have a Starbucks :o

Well maybe she should have slammed harder, and knocked herself out. Nosey b**ch.

 

Well i heard Male And Female Grunts so, it must have been :(

 

We have a cheap version of Bucks, its called Kathy's Cafe B)

I think she is some kind of she-beast from Mount Kornichiwah.

She looks like she has velvet hips as she slides up and down

all around like a queen

see what i mean?

 

Kathy? :rofl:

We have Betty's Kitchen here :( :rofl:

I think she is some kind of she-beast from Mount Kornichiwah.

She looks like she has velvet hips as she slides up and down

all around like a queen

see what i mean?

 

Kathy? :rofl:

We have Betty's Kitchen here :( :rofl:

:rofl:

 

They are all owned by some sweaty Middle ages beasts arent they :(

 

But nothing can beat Roy's Roll's :wub:

 

Haley from Corrie :wub:

Hey there is nothing wrong with being sweaty.

What if someone with severe BO disfunctionality read this thread?

I smell a warning for Ryan andit reaks of crusty armpits :(

 

And yes Hayley from Corrie has the best smile ever it must tbe the wig that makes her face look so hilarious :rofl:

Hey there is nothing wrong with being sweaty.

What if someone with severe BO disfunctionality read this thread?

I smell a warning for Ryan andit reaks of crusty armpits :(

 

And yes Hayley from Corrie has the best smile ever it must tbe the wig that makes her face look so hilarious :rofl:

They Could never warn me Grahamness, i am a Main Forum Mod you see :funky:

 

I can say anything i want :o. Well not to the sensitive people Obvvvs :(

 

She does wear a wig doesnt she :(. as does Dot from Easties. :heart:

 

 

Erm you're telling that to the guy who was removed from his position last September :(

I didnt know Dot wore a wig babe. :o

 

 

Erm you're telling that to the guy who was removed from his position last September :(

I didnt know Dot wore a wig babe. :o

Yes i remember your days as a Personal Chart Mod :o

 

Hell Yeah Babe :o :wub: Didnt you know she wore a wig :kink:

 

Oh god i feel really itchy :kink:

 

Yes i remember your days as a Personal Chart Mod :o

 

Hell Yeah Babe :o :wub: Didnt you know she wore a wig :kink:

 

Oh god i feel really itchy :kink:

 

 

Omgz :kink:

Do you want me to slide my hand down there and scratch it for you babe? :kink:

 

You're a fag :wub:

Omgz :kink:

Do you want me to slide my hand down there and scratch it for you babe? :kink:

 

You're a fag :wub:

Your Way to Dirrty for me Graham :kink:

 

You make me Tingle :kink:

 

Do I make you feel special inside sexy? :kink:

Do I make you feel special inside sexy? :kink:

you make my body ache with pleasure :kink:

 

When i think about you, i touch myself :kink:

you make my body ache with pleasure :kink:

 

When i think about you, i touch myself :kink:

 

 

OMG Babe :blush: :blush: :blush:

Seriously :blush:

OMG Babe :blush: :blush: :blush:

Seriously :blush:

I havent been more serious in my life :kink:

 

do you think i'm being Slutty :( am i a whore :kink:

You did an excellent job my little pricey :wub:

If WHORING was aschool subject I would give you A+ the moment you goto n your knees babe :kink:

You did an excellent job my little pricey :wub:

If WHORING was aschool subject I would give you A+ the moment you goto n your knees babe :kink:

Yes i did get on my knees.

 

Now explore my southern Regions :kink:

Yes i did get on my knees.

 

Now explore my southern Regions :kink:

 

 

Stop it! :blush

 

 

Anyway I would like to state that as much as I love Ryan - our relationship is strictly friendship basis so anybody with their 'tool; in their hands over the content of this thread - sorry to disappoint you but here is a gift from me if you are still feeling like you want to take our your sexual frustrations

 

Here

Yes back to Normality :o

 

That was really disgusting, i cant act so Slutty again :(

Cover your eyes Ryan I will protect you from ever reading such filth again. :(

Back to cute wubby sayings for us I think :rofl: