Posted March 21, 200718 yr Who wins Posh's WAG crown? POSH’S move to LA has set tongues WAG-ging: who will steal her crown now? Abbey’s assets are ample and Cassie’s got talent to spare but our money’s on either Cheryl Cole or Coleen McLoughlin. Girls Aloud star Cheryl is currently enjoying a number one hit with WAG (sorry, Walk) This Way while Col has secured a £1.5 million magazine deal for her summer wedding. But which of them will triumph in the war of the wives and girlfriends? As their footie fellas battle it out on the pitch, we rate the girls’ chances of reigning supreme in Mrs B’s absence. CELEB PALS Cheryl: The Oscar awards invite is a long way off but Cheryl’s still got plenty of stars on speed dial. Girls Aloud, the Beckhams, sexy Jesse Metcalfe and most of the big names on the British pop scene are pals of the likeable Geordie. Even Lily Allen wants to be her, penning a song called Cheryl Tweedy about our Chez and how great her life is. 3/5 Coleen: Hmm, take away the England and Man Utd teams (plus their WAGs) and Col’s celeb mates look thin on the ground. Fellow Scousers and former Atomic Kittens Liz McLarnon and Natasha Hamilton are pals but the only other big name in Col’s A-list address book is, er, Cheryl Cole. She gets one point for securing Wayne’s mate P Diddy for her birthday bash in April. 1/5 FAMILY Cheryl: Oh dear. Cheryl’s also one of four children in a close-knit family but the Tweedy track record isn’t as shiny as Col’s. Brother Andrew was given a four-year prison sentence in 2005 for a vicious street robbery on a teenager. The 27-year-old had already served six years in prison for stabbing two students. Of course, none of this is Cheryl’s fault but it doesn’t cast a good light on her nightclub outburst of 2003 either. 1/5 Coleen: Part of a close-knit Catholic family, Coleen talks with pride about growing up one of four children in Croxteth, Liverpool. Little sister Rosie has Rett’s Syndrome, which has left her in a wheelchair with severe learning difficulties. Col is a respected campaigner for children’s charities as a result. Col recently admitted she cried non-stop for two weeks when she first moved out of her parents’ home. Aww. 4/5 WEDDING Cheryl: Cheryl secured a £1 million magazine deal for her fairytale Hertfordshire wedding to Ashley Cole last summer. The blushing bride looked weddy to burst with happiness as she walked down the aisle in a Roberto Cavalli dress with her Girls Aloud bandmates as bridesmaids. Rumour has it the wedding cost a whopping £500,000 with £3,000 spent on the cake alone from Posh’s favourite bakers, the Little Venice Cake Company. 3.5/5 Coleen: The new queen of matri-money, Col has secured a staggering £1.5 million magazine deal for rights to her wedding and 21st birthday bash. There are rumours the pair plan to donate their mag fee to Alder Hey children’s hospital in Liverpool. A source close to the couple said: “The charity donation was mainly Coleen's idea because Wayne was initially sceptical about a magazine deal due to the tacky, celebrity connotations. But now he's chuffed with it.” Watch this space. 4/5 TALENT Cheryl: The dimpled diva burst onto our screens in Popstars: The Rivals in 2002. One fifth of the hottest girl group in Britain, Cheryl’s band Girls Aloud are currently at number one in the charts with Walk This Way. Rumour has it she’s turned down an offer of judging on The X-Factor but her cheeky, say-anything attitude and stunning looks ensure she’ll be on our screens long after Aloud are all over. 4/5 Coleen: “I can’t sing to save my life,” Col recently admitted. So she’s clearly no chart rival for Cheryl. But the Scouse lass just loves to Liver it up on the dancefloor. A big fan of reality shows, she’s hinted she’d like a part on Strictly Come Dancing so the offer’s in the post no doubt. Add to that a £10 million fortune, best-selling fitness video and weekly column in Closer and our Col’s looking quite the all-rounder. 2.5/5 STYLE Cheryl: If it’s ultra-feline and figure-hugging, Cheryl’s a fan. The star has lost weight since the band started and the flesh-spilling corsets of old are long gone. In their place are subtle wardrobe staples in satins and silks and stunning red carpet gowns. Still one hundred per cent sexy, Cheryl’s style is girl-next-door come good. 3/5 Coleen: Another girl-next-door come good, can it really be only three years since Col was last spotted in her puffa and school uniform? Coleen admits she loves clothes and is never afraid to take a fashion risk, getting it right most of the time. She recently launched her book Welcome To My World at Liverpool’s top boutique Cricket and is the face of bargain fashion line George @ Asda. 3.5/5 FELLAS Cheryl: Sexy Chelsea defender Ashley Cole first spotted Cheryl in a nightclub and shouted, "Hey hot lips, nice bum!" at her. Hardly swept off her feet by his charm, Cheryl only dated Ash after psychic Gareth Francis told her to. The pair tied the knot in a romantic ceremony last summer after he went down on one knee on a camel ride in the deserts of Dubai. Dogged by injury since his controversial transfer from Arsenal last year, Ash has yet to prove his real worth for the Blues. 3/5 Coleen: Worth £15 million thanks to his Man Utd contract and numerous sponsorship deals, Wayne is the biggest catch in the world on paper. But we’re still not sure we would. Not the best-looking lad, Wayne shamed Col in 2004 when stories of sleazy nights with middle-aged hookers came out. Coleen stuck by him despite the scandal and got a £25,000 engagement ring handed to her on a BP forecourt for her trouble. How romantic. 2/5 So there you have it ... CHERYL COLE'S the winner by a whisker with 17.5 points. Hand over that crown now, Victoria, your best mate Chez is waiting in the wings. Edited March 21, 200718 yr by Lewis!
March 21, 200718 yr I think Coleen is worth an extra 5 points because her lover plays for the mighty united! Cheryl should have pointed deducted coz Cashley is a stinking blue! Mwahaha i like both of them so it don't bother me as look as it ain't stevie g's bird Alex/
