Oh, poor Britney. She maybe be cleanin' up her liver, but girlfriend's got a big ol' performance prob in the coiffure 'n' couture department—is there any hope for her rumored comeback tour? Plus, you nasty-ass readers just have to have the last e-word, doncha?

 

All the Wrong Moves?

Britney Spears sure has been spendin' tons of time at Millennium Dance Complex since she got outta rehab (uh, when she's not performing stand-up for X17, that is). Seems B.S. has replaced her constant club hopping with hitting said North Hollywood studio. And she's not just there to burn Cheeto calories and booty-shake her way back into shape. Girlfriend's working on a comeback, and she just might be coming to a city near you.

"She's about to do a small House of Blues tour to perform a few new songs and some old ones," say very well-connected peeps.

 

I hear she's also hard at work on new choreography and dance moves, natch. But most interesting are the getups she rocks during rehearsals.Picture it: a cowboy hat, a bra, leopard-print panties and stilettos. Yup, that's just one wacky ensemble I'm hearing the Britster donned for a recent dance session. How very Miss Xtina nearly a decade ago.

 

"Bystanders were trying not to laugh at her as she rehearsed," says a snitty source. Let's just hope these bizarro-witnesses were amused by the freaky fashion choices and not Brit's vampin' moves, shall we?

 

And speaking of all things funny, let's take a look-see at what tickled (and ticked off) you readers this week.

 

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The source seems pretty negative, but I really hope she does the tour because there is one like an hour from here! :D

Yupp, I know... but these were big news to just pass them by! I'd love this to happen.