Dragnet "So, its just you, me, your balls ...... and this drawer" [slam!!!!]

 

nah the lines about the zastava yugo in dragnet are the ones i like

 

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"the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian automotive technology :lol: "

 

and in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

 

[sitting at the dinner table]

 

Freddy Benson:

Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?

 

Lawrence Jamieson:

Of course you may.

 

Freddy Benson:

[after a pause, and with relief] Thank you

Fistfull of Dollars -

 

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

 

Get three coffins ready ...[A number of shots are fired]... My mistake. Four coffins.

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

 

Blondie - In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns. And those who dig. You dig.

 

Tuco (shortly after killing someone) - When it's time to shoot, shoot ...Don't talk.....

 

Tuco - I like fat men...they make more noise when they fall down: and sometimes they don't get up...

Full Metal Jacket

 

"Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over".

 

The Whole Platoon In Unison - "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen!".

 

Gunnery Sgt - "I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister."

 

Gunnery Sgt - Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Private Pyle - Sir Yes Sir!

Gunnery Sgt - Boy I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name, scumbag?

Private Pyle - Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir!

Gunnery Sgt - Lawerence? Lawerence of Arabia?

Private Pyle - Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sgt - That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?

Private Pyle - Sir, no, sir!

You suck dicks?

Private Pyle - sir, no sir!

Gunnery Sgt - Bull$h!t, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Private Pyle - Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sgt - I don't like the name Lawerence. Only Faggots and sailors are called Lawerence! From now on your name's Private Pyle!

 

Gunnery Sgt - I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f***in' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*** you!

 

Gunnery Sgt - Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only p*ssy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

 

Gunnery Sgt - Where are you from?

Private Cowboy - Texas sir!

Gunnery Sgt - Holy Dog$h!t! Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. You don't look much like a steer, so that kind of narrows down doesn't it.

 

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be *sir*.... Do you maggots understand that?!

All/_Sir, yes sir!

Bull$h!t I can't hear you!!

All/_SIR, YES SIR!

Bull$h!t I STILL can't hear you, sound off like you got a pair! If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, f***ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian $h!t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n******, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand me?! All/_SIR YES SIR! 1/_Bull$h!t, I can't hear you!

All/_SIR YES SIR!!

Bull$h!t, I still can't hear you, sound off like ya got a pair!

All/_SIR YES SIR!!!