we will reuninon to the west or east.we're so determined about that:)))))))

TBH I think it's time ITV took over, they'd actually make an EFFORT and use money to get big acts, rather than the BBC which puts aside a meagre amount of money and hires Jack Barrowman and all these crap choices <_<

 

ITV might get the Scissor Sisters or someone to do it for us! :cheer: As long as they get Wogan and don't show too many ad breaks I'm happy :D

 

I hope ITV don't pick it up, there will be so many ad breaks especially during the voting

I hope ITV don't pick it up, there will be so many ad breaks especially during the voting

They'd only put them on where the EBU leave spaces for ads, like when the presenters talk about nothing much after every few songs, and half way through the voting. Nothing important would be missed. :D

So it is in europe? question is cyprus in europe? turkey isn't? nor israel? what about malta?

 

how about:

 

http://www.havidaemmarkl.com/wp-content/2006/12/Borat-flag.jpg

 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls.

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.

Other countries have inferior potassium.

 

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.

It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.

Filtration system a marvel to behold.

It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

 

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.

From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.

They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

 

Kazakhstan industry best in world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.

Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

 

from Borat obv

 

or Turkmenistan

 

http://www.npr.org/programs/waitwait/photos/020817.turkmenistan.jpg

 

they could sing an ode to Turkmenbashi who in his lifetime:

 

Ordered all statues of Themis to be remade in the image of his mother.

 

Ordered the horse on the coat of arms of Turkmenistan to be replaced with the likeness of his favorite horse

 

Renamed the month of January into Turkmenbashi, April into Kurban Saltan Edje (Turkmenbashi's mother), September into Runham (Title of Turkmenbashi's book)

 

Renamed the city of Krasnovodsk into Turkmenbashi.

 

Changed names of the streets in Ashabad into numbers, starting with 2000 "to symbolize a new era in the life of Turkmen People". Some streets kept ther names though. Those were Turkmenbashi Street, Turmenbashi's Mother's street and Tukmenbashi's Father's street.

 

Disbanded Ballet Theater of Turkmenistan because ballet "is not in Turkmen's blood".

 

Prohibited sitizens of Ashbad from having more than one cat or dog, thus eliminating the problem of cat ladies.

 

Turkmenbashi is probably the most important writer and philosopher ever, comparable maybe only to . He wrote an amazing book called Holy Ruhnama (Book of the Soul). Revel in the genius of Turkmenbashi:

 

"Length of beard is a sign of stupidity. This is because beard grows from the brain. The longer the beard - the less brain matter a person has. Less brain matter - less wisdom. Less wisdom - stupidity."

 

"Market economy - we are approaching it"

"Don't commit a crime! Change your mind! Change your mind

!"

"Only a Turkmen can make a Turkmen out of a Turkmen."

 

 

 

Well, Azerbaijan won't be entering next year as they were denied active EBU membership on the 18th of June :lol:

Ugh, Azerbaijan being in this is nowhere near as good as I thought it would be :(

Just wait until The united States of America try to join <_<

 

But seriously I'd never heard of Azerbajin before now :o

 

(Have to say Azerbajin's song is my least favorite this year though)

 

I'd love to see Egypt take part in the eurovision song contest though :wub:

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After you get passed the screeching opera at the beginning, it's not that bad. :P

After you get passed the screeching opera at the beginning, it's not that bad. :P

 

i agree its not that bad

Just wait until The united States of America try to join <_<

 

But seriously I'd never heard of Azerbajin before now :o

 

(Have to say Azerbajin's song is my least favorite this year though)

 

I'd love to see Egypt take part in the eurovision song contest though :wub:

and Marocco with Algier

Just wait until The united States of America try to join <_<

 

what happened to their eurovison format???

Still in the making AFAIK :o