Posted May 18, 200718 yr THERE was no way Geordie nightclub brawler CHERYL COLE was going to take LILY ALLEN’s comments lying down. The GIRLS ALOUD singer is LIVID that Lily called her a “stupid b**ch” who can’t sing in tune and has to take her clothes off for a living. After I reported the mouthy Londoner’s comments yesterday, Chezza contacted me with her explosive response. Cheryl — who had initially upset Lily by calling her a “chick with a d**k”, which the Smile singer felt was an attack on her size — sneered: “Yes, I was bitchy about her but I never mentioned her weight. “Quite frankly I couldn’t care less if she has a d**k or not. “I have had enough of her and her big mouth.” She said that in the past her bandmates NICOLA ROBERTS and SARAH HARDING had also been hurt by Lily’s sharp tongue — as has hubby ASHLEY COLE. Chezza fumed: “Over the last few months she has called Nicola ugly, which I bit my tongue over. She called Sarah vile and my husband horrendous, but seems to have conveniently forgotten all of that.” I’m not getting involved, but fair point. Cheryl continued: “I can’t stand people who give it but aren’t prepared to take it back. “If that’s the case she should keep her mouth s*** instead of feeling sorry for herself. “I could go on but I left school a long time ago and have no time for this.” Then comes the killer line. “I’m currently on a big arena tour with the girls singing live each night. “Lily, I could find you a spare ticket if you’d like to come and experience what a live arena tour is like . . . as that’s the closest you’ll get to it.” Talk about microphones at dawn. Never mind “Free Paris” T-shirts, bring on “Team Cheryl” and “Team Lily”. Cheryl and the rest of the girls kicked off their Greatest Hits tour in Newcastle this week, playing to a crowd of thousands. Meanwhile, on Tuesday night Lily was playing at Los Angeles’ Wiltern Theater — with a capacity of less than one tenth of Cheryl’s venue. Not that I’m taking sides. Now I want you to email me with who you think would come off better if this celebrity scrap was taken to a boxing ring? To give you an idea of their form, here’s a potted history of the contenders’ most infamous moments, with my rating out of ten on the b**ch scale. Chezza’s best: January 2003: Clumps a nightclub toilet attendant. b**ch rating: 9 October 2005: Calls CHARLOTTE CHURCH “a nasty little piece of work with a fat head.” b**ch rating: 8 July 2006: Says PARIS HILTON was “abysmal” in a film role, adding “She looks like a Barbie doll and there's no substance to her”. b**ch rating: 6 December 2006: Says of ALL SAINTS: “They’re all mothers, it’s time they grew up.” b**ch Rating: 5 But Lily’s history proves she is every bit as razor-tongued as her foe: June 2006: Savages BOB GELDOF: “He’s a dull, old, boring man who only made one good song about a million years ago,” adding that the charity legend is a “sanctimonious prat”. b**ch rating: 5 June 2006: Claims CARL BARAT is “obviously convinced he’s God or something.” b**ch rating: 3 September 2006: On PEACHES GELDOF, she announces: “I’d kick her over and then kick her even harder when she was down.” b**ch rating: 8 August 2006: Bravely tears into MADONNA, calling her: “The most over-rated person in pop history. She adds: “I don’t think anything she’s done since the early Eighties has really been, like, wow.” b**ch rating: 7 August 2006: Says JAMES BLUNT’s personality rhymes with his surname . . . b**ch rating: 7.5 August 2006: Gets all Doctor Who about PETE DOHERTY, saying: “I do think he has to be exterminated.” b**ch rating: 6 September 2006: Brands PARIS HILTON “hideously untalented” and reckons “her music is auto-tuned. You can hear it. I know because my sister saw her in Ibiza and said it was the worst thing she had ever heard.” b**ch rating: 6
May 18, 200718 yr haha. Yeah your Arena Tours are successful. But come back when your making Mega Bucks in America dear, because maybe Girls Aloud should go and tour with Lily in america. Because thats the CLOSEST they'll get to the USA :P.
May 18, 200718 yr Hasn't Lily's album and single dropped and failed to reappear on Billboard? Well done Cheryl, I hate that Allen b**ch, if Cheryl wishes to beat her featureless she has my blessing. :wub: Although I must say I agree with Lily.... Sarah is vile. :arrr:
May 20, 200718 yr Well done cheryl, fantastic comeback.. i do agree sarah is vile.. she shouldn't be in GA -_- and if GA released something kinda oooh in america and did loads of promotion and looked as fantastic as usual they would easily have a hit single there.
