Coming out on June 1st is two films featuring two ex-Home and Away actors, the first a comedy starring Isla Fisher called Wedding Daze

 

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and second the Hostel meets lovewrecked fun of Paradise Lost feat Melissa George

 

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but which will be best, which will you watch

 

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I think it's also known as ''Turistas'' :unsure: I think it looks quite good, looks a bit like Hostel [which was just okay imo] but better.

 

I'll definetly be watching it methinks. What do you think? ^_^

 

Heres the official trailer for it -

 

 

It's out June 1st in the UK I think.

When I first saw this title in a cinema poster I thought...."Fukk me, has someone actually had a stab at adapting the epic John Milton Story/Poem, a meditation on the relationship between God, Man and the Devil....". Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be bit of a rip off of "My Little Eye", "Lost" and "Hostel"..... :lol: :lol:

 

Actually, to be fair, it doesn't look too bad...

I think this looks alright actually. :D

 

Does look to be very much a mixture of Lost and Hostel rolled into one though. :lol:

I downloaded this and watched today.

 

Is pretty alright actually. Is very Hostel like, but it was made around the same time as Hostel, and it kind of follows the same trait as Hostel. The plot seems to go a bit wierd at times, and I think there are also some very pointless charchters in it, but overall I liked it. :D

I thought it was very disturbing. Very gory, some bits were really hard to watch and made me upset :(

 

I'd reccomend! It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be :unsure:

PARADISE LOST.

 

WEDDING DAZE IS TERRIBLE.

I have no intentions of seeing "Wedding Daze", yet another stupid Jason Biggs film (can this guy actually do anything other than puerile Yank "comedy" films...? Stretch yourself a bit Jase, go for a more dramatic role or play a serial killer..ANYTHING!!!!), so it's "Paradise Lost" for both questions....

 

Just why the fukk did they change the original title of the film from "Turistas" though...? "Paradise Lost" makes it sound like it's linked to John Milton's poem or the Metal band of the same name...

I have no intentions of seeing "Wedding Daze", yet another stupid Jason Biggs film (can this guy actually do anything other than puerile Yank "comedy" films...? Stretch yourself a bit Jase, go for a more dramatic role or play a serial killer..ANYTHING!!!!), so it's "Paradise Lost" for both questions....

 

Actually I thought The Hitcher was actually better as you could probably make a cool 3 minute rock video for the Smashing Punpkins out of a couple of the images of the film. :lol:

 

 

I think John Stockwell can only make one film, Blue Crush over and over again. he's turning into the swimsuit larry clark. You can just see his meeting with Mr Dresden.

 

John Stockwell

"I've got a great idea for a film, there gonna be birds in bikinis and people swimming underwater in a great blue sea"

 

Mr Dresden

"but havent you already made this film with Blue Crush and then again with Into The Blue???"

 

John Stockwell

"well yeah but no, as in this one people get slaughtered at the end. Kids love horror movies as much as i love filming people swmming underwater in a great blue sea. and if we film in Brasil we can all get a holiday out of it like Geroge Clooney did in Oceans 12"

 

Mr Dresden

"but wont they be able to use their mo-bil fones and call for help??"

 

John Stockwell

"Their on 02"

 

Mr Dresden

"and we can say at the end that if they only had taken their Orange Mo-Bil phone with them they could have called for help from the middle of Brazil and got a free Bonde Do Role ringtone wile they are doing so. We have a deal!!!"

 

Richard Branson

"f*** there goes my bikini cameo :lol: :lol: Damn you Mr Dresden!!! "

 

 

 

 

Just why the fukk did they change the original title of the film from "Turistas" though...? "Paradise Lost" makes it sound like it's linked to John Milton's poem or the Metal band of the same name...

 

probs because they might think people in the uk might think its something to do with the blokes behind the counter at costa coffee :lol:

I wanna see both

but prefer watching Home and Away anway.

I wanna see both

 

dont both wait for the F4 film next week as actually i think this will be better (shocking!!). these two films are so bad that Dannii Minogues cheesy video this is it replayed for 3 hours on a loop would be better. and that looks like an evil nip/tuck experiment where (cheesy 80s return) Limihl's head get grafted onto the body of a chipmunk.

 

 

as for the film both were rubbish and very boring.

 

Hopefully when Isla Fisher is going to her Jewish lessons (to be a good little Hewbrew Housewife) I hope theres a lesson in the Catskills mountains about the comedy of the Marx Brothers, Mel Brooks, Jackie Mason etc etc as Wedding Daze was just unfunny, right down to the comedy Ukrainian Circus Borat-a-like. Saying that i think it actually a bit of achievement to make a comedy film so much worse than a dtv entry in the American Pie franchize when it actually stars the original dude from the films!!! Eugene Levy is needed desperately (#5 lesson in Isla's Jewish skills lesson, how to make c**p film at least a bit better - hire Jim's dad :lol: )

 

So bad i gladly watch any old Neighbours, Home and Away, Son and Daughters, #96, Young Doctors, skyways, the sullivans till i exploded