Posted June 2, 200718 yr I cannot believe this... The w*n**rs responsible for the recent crappy remakes of "Amityville Horror", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Hitcher" are now setting their incredibly LOW sights on Hitchcock's classic "The Birds"......I mean WHAT THE FUKK!!!!!!?????????????????????????? Is this not a bit like giving a brain-dead gibbon with St Vitus Dance a box of fukkin' crayons and then asking it to draw a 'different' version of "The Last Supper"....???? No doubt they'll get Jessica fukkin' Beil or Paris fukkin' Hilton to play the Tippi Hedron role in Hitchcock's classic version.. <_< Can someone please, PLEASE kill Micheal Bay....???
June 2, 200718 yr Author Read it and weep brother.... :( Not many details given so far on IMDb, but it's bad enough that they're even doing it.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884788/ Not even a good film-maked like Gus Van Sant did Hitchcock well (his remake of "Psycho" was pointless and dull), can you imagine what a bad film-maker is gonna be like....?
June 2, 200718 yr The Birds was a funny film :P i laughed all the way through. the stuffed birds on the wires :rofl:
June 2, 200718 yr Author The Birds was a funny film :P i laughed all the way through. the stuffed birds on the wires :rofl: Oh yeah, cos CGI birds are gonna look so much more realistic, yeah...?? Might interest you to know, that in a good many of the shots, the birds are actually real.... I dont imagine ANY of the birds in any of the shots in the remake will be... Your comments betray your utter cluelessness of what truly is great film-making.... Did you even make it as far as the sequence in the school..? Classic horror moment that is.... Horror Film-making 101 - How to Create and Build-up Tension... Hitchcock films are literally exercises in How To Make a Modern Film.....
June 2, 200718 yr No doubt they'll get Jessica fukkin' Beil Im not gonna say anything :lol: :lol: so heres a pic of Ms Alba instead :lol: http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jessica-alba/pictures/jessica-alba-picture-4.jpg
June 2, 200718 yr Oh yeah, cos CGI birds are gonna look so much more realistic, yeah...?? Might interest you to know, that in a good many of the shots, the birds are actually real.... I dont imagine ANY of the birds in any of the shots in the remake will be... Your comments betray your utter cluelessness of what truly is great film-making.... Did you even make it as far as the sequence in the school..? Classic horror moment that is.... Horror Film-making 101 - How to Create and Build-up Tension... Hitchcock films are literally exercises in How To Make a Modern Film..... yeah i saw all of it. i thought it was a bit too much. wasnt so much of a horror film. and i dont think the birds in the cage at the beginning of the film counts lol :P (its a joke) Edited June 2, 200718 yr by Joao Filipe
June 2, 200718 yr I cannot believe this... The w*n**rs responsible for the recent crappy remakes of "Amityville Horror", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Hitcher" are now setting their incredibly LOW sights on Hitchcock's classic "The Birds"......I mean WHAT THE FUKK!!!!!!?????????????????????????? Is this not a bit like giving a brain-dead gibbon with St Vitus Dance a box of fukkin' crayons and then asking it to draw a 'different' version of "The Last Supper"....???? No doubt they'll get Jessica fukkin' Beil or Paris fukkin' Hilton to play the Tippi Hedron role in Hitchcock's classic version.. <_< Can someone please, PLEASE kill Micheal Bay....??? Well said. :lol: I am so bloody sick of classic films being remade into big hollywood blockbusters and absolutelly ruined. Yes, I realise it's a good way of getting the younger people to see the older films, but why is it that 90% of the time the remakes are absolutelly dire? <_< The Birds is an absolute classic film, one of Hitchcock's best by far, yes clearly it does look a bit ridiculous today as we are so used to seeing special effects etc, but it is and will continue to be a million times better than some $h!tty remake. And I see that Naomi Watts will be playing the Tippi Hedron role, but it is only rumoured. Tbh, I would'nt be suprised if it was Paris Skilton playing the female part and someone like Justin Timberlake playing the man. :lol: :rolleyes: It was only a while ago actually that I was thinking how long it will take before it was remade. Tbh, it could be remake very well by the right person. I thought that the remake of 'Rear Window' was'nt too bad, but overall nothing compared to the original either. Was'nt 'Vertigo' going to be remade? I recall reading something about it.
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