Posted June 12, 200718 yr http://www.holymoly.co.uk/images/stories/newarticlepics3/madgefilmdisaster.jpg Crew working on the Madonna vanity project short film, 'Filth And Wisdom', are perplexed by some of the demands issuing from the crow-faced crooner, who frankly looks like she needs a good wash and iron these days. All staff on set, including actors, are only to address her as 'Director'. Any other soubriquet used, such as 'Madonna', 'Mrs Ritchie' or 'Goofy' will result in an immediate hearing loss from the esteemed auteur and inability to even notice the person who is speaking. Coincidentally, a mole struck up a conversation with one of the crew while the film was shooting on location in London's Exmouth Market. "So," asks our mole, "when will the film be shown?" And, barely able to contain his laughter, the crew member replies: "Shown? Chance would be a fine thing. How does 'never' sound?" source
