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  1. 1. Who is the worst singer out of these from page 19 of thw word???

    • Mariah Carey?? (The Worst Singer Of All Time!!!)
      12
    • Tony Hadley?? (Sounds Like A Elephant Trapped Inside A Shipping Container)
      2
    • Madonna??
      13
    • Fred Durst??
      10
    • David Clayton Thomas?? (of Blood, Sweat And Tears
      0
    • Kelly Jones???
      0
    • James Blunt??? (a Dismal Wet-Blanket Ingratiator)
      13
    • Keith Richards???
      0
    • Chris Martin???
      3
    • Meat Loaf??? (Epitome Of 'Clarkson Rock')
      0
    • Simon Le Bon??? (A Honking, Straining Gutbucket :Lol:)
      1
    • Rod Stewart??? (Since 1972)
      2
    • Jennifer Lopez???
      6
    • Phil Collins??? (The Singing Bank Manager)
      0
    • Dido??? (baffingly successful non-voice)
      1
    • Clifford T Ward???
      1
    • Heather Small???
      2
    • James Morrison??? (not on the word list a 'special' addition)
      3

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The word magazine has given the honor of 'Worst singer of all time' to Mariah Carey "clearly the worst thing to happen to popular music since Jonathan King!!!"

 

however who do you think is the worst of all time??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I voted for Fred Durst.

 

Personally I think the answer is Paula Abdul - great dancer/choreographer but she could not sing for toffee.

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I voted for Fred Durst.

 

Personally I think the answer is Paula Abdul - great dancer/choreographer but she could not sing for toffee.

 

maybe the word are all secret fans of idol shows :lol:

She's done pretty well for herself (225mil records sold to date) for being the worst singer ever :D.

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She's done pretty well for herself (225mil records sold to date) for being the worst singer ever :D.

 

so has Madonna... and she can barely sing a note.

 

So has Celine Dion - and her voice sounds like chalk being scraped (slowly) down a blackboard.

 

I hate Carey's voice with a passion - it's all fake histrionics but hardly any actual passion or emotion. She sings her songs with about as much insight and genuine emotion as if she was reading the phone book.

so has Madonna... and she can barely sing a note.

 

So has Celine Dion - and her voice sounds like chalk being scraped (slowly) down a blackboard.

 

I hate Carey's voice with a passion - it's all fake histrionics but hardly any actual passion or emotion. She sings her songs with about as much insight and genuine emotion as if she was reading the phone book.

 

Everyone has their own opinions. It just shows how amazing these women are then to sell so much without being able to sing doesn't it! I can see what you mean about the emotion from Mariah though, she only shows emotion in like 2 songs of her whole catalogue.

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I AGREE MARIAH CAREY COULDN'T HIT A NOTE... SHE'S BLOODY TERRIBLE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I like boobs. :rolleyes:

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I hate Carey's voice with a passion - it's all fake histrionics but hardly any actual passion or emotion. She sings her songs with about as much insight and genuine emotion as if she was reading the phone book.

 

100% correct russ :)

 

however heather small is worse... tbh i dont think mariah is the worst singer, but the most annoying ... i cant abide all that warbling, yodeling even...

 

Chris Martin for me, dull and depressing, if I was going to slash my wrists (not that I would) I would make sure I put Coldplay on first to get me in the mood
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Everyone has their own opinions. It just shows how amazing these women are then to sell so much without being able to sing doesn't it! I can see what you mean about the emotion from Mariah though, she only shows emotion in like 2 songs of her whole catalogue.

 

maybe its because American entertainment industry doesnt do negativity its like 'everyones so cool and can be given redemption to an extent if they make dodgy record/bad career move' not like in the UK. Brits seem to be a more cynical consumer.

I went for Tony Hadley.

 

i don't think that Mariah, Kelly Jones, Meatloaf or Heather Small deserve to be there at all

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I went for Tony Hadley.

 

he is unintentionally funny, like a used car salesman who has just turned up for a bit of a song :lol: (mum likes him tho)

 

http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/minder.jpg

 

:up: think this is Simon le bon and Tony Hadley at the Diana concert giving some £ for a good cause :up:

OK I'm not a fan or anything but Mariah is far from being the worst singer. She may not has the nicest personality, she may prefer to whisper instead of sinf in her latest stuff... but she has a quality voice. It's just that she's too lazy to use it lately.. or may she thinks it's sexier to whisper.. I don't know.

 

Anyway i voted for j.Ho. has she ever performed live?

The word magazine has given the honor of 'Worst singer of all time' to Mariah Carey "clearly the worst thing to happen to popular music since Jonathan King!!!"

 

however who do you think is the worst of all time??

 

I disagree - That honour should go to Beyonce (can't sing a note in tune - not that there's much of a tune in any of her songs)

In all I just can't stand the $l*t

 

Mariah was a great singer before she jumped on the R&B bandwagon.

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Even my friends who hate Mariah's style of music, admit that she has a phenominal voice. It's pure ignorance to claim that because you don't particularly like someone, they aren't talented.

 

 

Dido... terrible voice (or even no voice?)... I can't stand her
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