When something as ridiculous as Michael Jackson hooking up with the Crazy Frog's producer for his comeback happens, who you gonna call?

 

HMV's Gennaro Castaldo, of course. He almost has an opinion, too:

 

'Guy Holmes certainly has the magic touch when it comes to seeing an opportunity in the music industry. If anyone can help Michael turn it around, it could well be him.'

 

Even by Castaldo's standards of vague, non-commital, open-ended statements, this could well be a classic.

 

Of course, having already worked with a creature designed to appeal solely to children despite its horrible face and unattractive noises, which had to go to extraordinary lengths to stop its curiously stunted pen*s from appearing all over the television, it could well be argued that Holmes is merely attempting to replicate his previous success.

If this happens then we'll get the biggest selling single of the year!

i cant believe it....

 

i mean... how fukkin STOOPID would that be?

 

a middle aged bloke whos just got off a gay peado slur teaming up with a small, clearly immature, half naked male frog?...

i cant believe it....

 

i mean... how fukkin STOOPID would that be?

 

a middle aged bloke whos just got off a gay peado slur teaming up with a small, clearly immature, half naked male frog?...

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Paedophiliac Bestiality...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

When something as ridiculous as Michael Jackson hooking up with the Crazy Frog's producer for his comeback happens, who you gonna call?

 

HMV's Gennaro Castaldo, of course. He almost has an opinion, too:

 

'Guy Holmes certainly has the magic touch when it comes to seeing an opportunity in the music industry. If anyone can help Michael turn it around, it could well be him.'

 

Even by Castaldo's standards of vague, non-commital, open-ended statements, this could well be a classic.

 

Of course, having already worked with a creature designed to appeal solely to children despite its horrible face and unattractive noises, which had to go to extraordinary lengths to stop its curiously stunted pen*s from appearing all over the television, it could well be argued that Holmes is merely attempting to replicate his previous success.

 

Guy Holmes is the boss of Gut Records home of people like Sparks, Right Said Fred, Uniting Nations, Puretone, Space, Jimmy Somerville, Aswad and the Crazy Frog

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Gut-logo.jpg

Meanwhile:

 

Bass Bumpers is a German electronic music production team, made up of Henning Reith, Caba Kroll, CJ Stone, George Dee, Akira Yamamoto and Reinhard Raith. The group have had a number of hits across Europe under the names Bass Bumpers, CJ Stone and Bad Habit Boys, including "Good Fun" and "Move To The Rhythm". Their best-known success to date, however, was the creation of the Crazy Frog remake of Axel F from Beverly Hills Cop. The song, which was credited to the Crazy Frog, made number one in the UK on May 31, 2005.

 

The group have also produced and written for a number of other artists, including Despina Vandi, DJ Sammy and Loona.

 

 

Poor Frog. :(

Poor Frog. :(

 

my thoughts EXACTLY :rofl:

I don't believe this for a second! :lol:

 

I will if it does actually surface. :P

well...it'd certainly appeal to the age-range Mr Jackson likes to attract.... ahem.

Well I got it from PopJustice and most things on there are accurate, so make of it what you will. ;)

Guy Holmes is the boss of Gut Records home of people like Sparks, Right Said Fred, Uniting Nations, Puretone, Space, Jimmy Somerville, Aswad and the Crazy Frog

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Gut-logo.jpg

And I'm working there this summer! :cheer:

 

My future boss manages Michael Jackson! :huh:

Would their first song be "rib it" instead of "beat it" :rofl:

Hey have you heard if Micael jackson is working with Westlife?

Hey have you heard if Micael jackson is working with Westlife?

Yep. He's replacing Brian McFadden.

 

His first task is to stick it in Delta Goodrem... but she's like 15 years too old for him! :(

haha, never excpected u to be so funny!

haha, never excpected u to be so funny!

Charis you crack me up. :mellow:

Why?

Why?

:lol:

The ironic thing about MJ duetting with Crazy Frog is that it's more credible than Westlife :P