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Well, today I'm changing into a bottomless purse. My daughters want to go shopping.
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I'll do my best. Trouble is last time I tried it the bottomless bit went down a dark rabbit hole. I drank something out of a bottle and grew so huge. Met some strange characters too. A white rabbit, shouting "I'm late", a mad hatter and a sleepy dormouse all at a teaparty.
If you havent got a bottomless purse just go to the machine in the wall that GIVES you money :unsure:
Normal meet up then.

 

:w00t: You recognised some of the characters then?

 

DD

 

The hole in the wall will only give you money if there is some in the account to take out. else there's a nasty big hand that snatches your card and swallows it, chewing noisily.

 

Now, I do also have a flexible friend but at this time of year it is rather stretched.......

 

 

September fast approaching

time for the new school year;

credit card is very stressed

my purse is full of fear.

 

Haircuts sorely needed,

uniforms freshly bought.

Tights lie ready in the cupboard

low heeled shoes reluctant sought.

 

Then comes the fun part –

just for daughters, I must add;

bags, pens and coloured pencils,

the latest fashion must be had.

 

My patience is exhausted

feet tired, aching, sore;

thankfully that’s all over

until “Mum I just need more….”

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Maybe dd has found a friendly hole in the wall. All we need are directions. I bet you wish it was just pencils and crayons they needed.

I wish I had, but my kids just used to think it gave you what you wanted,

not now they have their own bank accounts though.

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Well, today I'm changing into a bottomless purse. My daughters want to go shopping.

 

 

know the feeling well...I dread it when my daughters say "lets go shopping, mum.." it generally means they need some cash, and I appear to be a huge purse they dont need to carry...

 

 

That's how I feel sometimes. I work just to fund their existence. Saturday after shopping, I had £50 left in my purse. Today I have about £4 and all I've bought is two books of stamps.

 

Well, all I can say is, they must have been expensive stamps. Will you take me shopping, please?
Nothing left in my purse to take you shopping with.

But it's a magic purse. Even allows travel to other dimensions.

 

I'm off to bed. Goodnight.

:hi:

 

Finished cleaning, done 4 loads of washing, made the bed ready for my brother, had breakfast, mid morning snack and lunch, taken the dogs out, delivered my request for a repeat script from the Dr, phoned Meg and now I've posted for her to reply :D

 

what a good girl I am :cheer:

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