These days I'm not even sure I'm me some days.

I know I'm me. Why on earth would I pretend to be if I were really someone else? I think I'd choose some one with a life.

I quite like being me although I know that if I'd been more ambitious and more pushy I could have been far better off materialistically. I kind of let life happen to me. I don't regret it.

That would be interesting - a shape changer in our midst. Do you just do people or can you do other things as well?

 

Well, in my head I'm anyone but me and I do inanimate objects pretty well - doormat, dartboard, mug, furniture :naughty:

 

Just don't make it a habit, Nina. I can imagine meeting you in London and asking if you'd been seen and them saying no but there was a pile of household bits there and they took them to homecare.

Well, if you ever see any random household items outside McD you'll know it's me

I'll be very careful and pick you up then

I may sell you.

don't worry Nina I'll buy you back

You'll have to find her first and know what shape she's shifted to. She may even like her new home

You wouldn't make a lot selling me. I'm not worth much.

It depends what you convert to, Nina

loo brush

With diamonds?

yes, diamonds of course - diamond cellotape holding me together

Well, it may be worth selling you then. Diamnds are very popular. What kind of home would you want to go to?

One where I didn't have to do any cooking, cleaning, washing and shopping.

Just clean loos?

No, just there for decoration

I'll see what I can do then. Just let me know when you're about to change.