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press: How did you find America?

John: Turned left at Greenland.

 

press: What do you call that hairstyle?

George: Arthur.

 

press: What about this campaign in Detroit to stamp out The Beatles?

Paul: We're starting a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

 

press: How do you feel about a nightclub, Arthur, named after your hairstyle?

George: I was proud - until I saw the nightclub.

 

press: Ringo, you've done a lot of that, let's say, slapstick work in Hard day's night.

Ringo: Let's say slapstick. One two three...

The Beatles: Slapstick!

 

press: Are you going to have a leading lady for the film you're about to make?

Paul: We're trying to get the Queen. She sells.

 

press: Do you wear wigs?

John: If we do, they must be the only ones with real dandruff.

 

press: Do you speak French?

Paul: Non.

 

press: Girls rushed toward my car because it had press identification and they thought I met you. How do you explain this phenomenon?

John: You're lovely to look at.

 

press: Were you worried about the oversized roughnecks who tried to infiltrate the airport crowd on your arrival?

Ringo: That was us.

 

press: How does it feel to be putting on the whole world?

Ringo: We enjoy it.

Paul: We aren't really putting you on.

George: well, just a bit.

John: How does it feel to be put on?

 

press: what do you do when you're cooped up in a hotel room between shows?

George: We ice skate.

 

press: Are you afraid military service might break up your careers?

John: No. There's no draft in England now. We're going to let you do our fighting for us.

 

press: What would you do if the fans got past the police lines?

George: We'd die laughing.

 

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The Rough Guide To The Beatles ??? :D

 

The Beatles were great for their scouse wit & humour though.

 

 

could be :lol: had heard a few of them before though :D

George, when asked about the Beatles haircuts

 

Q: "Where do your hair-dos originate from?"

 

GEORGE: "Our scalps."

George, when asked about the Beatles haircuts

 

Q: "Where do your hair-dos originate from?"

 

GEORGE: "Our scalps."

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