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Oh, i was GONNA say :lol:

 

God, Simone, make your sarcyness more obvious!

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Lol, hes sexually confused :(

 

I think that's you, darlin! ;)

 

LOL fak you :rofl:

 

I do but i was expecting Only One to win

 

If we were to play this on Sophie's official site then I reckon that would have won, they bum it off on there

 

I think that's you, darlin! ;)

If we were to play this on Sophie's official site then I reckon that would have won, they bum it off on there

I do rather like a slice of co.. Only One myself :naughty:

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I do rather like a slice of co.. Only One myself :naughty:

 

A slice of co-ck? HAHAHA, so you are gay?

A slice of co-ck? HAHAHA, so you are gay?

Haha i was joking suggestively :P

 

The fifteen hundredth and final time i am NOT gayy :lol:

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Haha i was joking suggestively :P

 

The fifteen hundredth and final time i am NOT gayy :lol:

 

Well I thought you'd came out of the cloest then :P that's why I asked for confirmation ;)

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Closets just annoy me, sorreh.
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Well Im not one ffs. Lol!

 

Ok :thumbup:

:lol: Anyway aint it a bit mean to say they annoy u? What if they cant out themselves or something? :unsure: :P
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:lol: Anyway aint it a bit mean to say they annoy u? What if they cant out themselves or something? :unsure: :P

 

You mean like you?

 

I suppose so, yeah. But I'm a mean person anyway... soooo ;)

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Im meaner. Lol.

 

 

Ignores Kieran's catty comment.

 

You could well be. I don't tend to be mean to people on here because I don't know them but in real life I'm pretty harsh

I'm very evil in real life :( I fear for my family and friends.
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I'm very evil in real life :( I fear for my family and friends.

 

Here's my about me on myspace:

 

Hello there, my name's Kieran... but my friends call me Kieran and I share the same birthday as Flavour Flave :D

Anyway, I suppose I should start by saying that I'm at Solihull college and I absolutely love it there, currently off for summer though :D I love my friends so much, I don't think they know how much I appreciate them but I really really do ;) I also love Mariah Carey. I think her voice is amazing and her personality is so funny. She acts like a child and a diva at the same time which really amuses me.

If I had to describe myself, I'd definitely say I was shallow so I think I’d best get that one out of the way now. One thing that really annoys me is fat people. Not only do they make me feel physically sick, but their weight is most likely self inflicted. They always act as victims of their weight and moan they're fat but never do anything about it. They also stink like sweat or just fat most of the time. I do love McDonalds though and when I see fat people in there it makes me think that one day I'll end up like that, I doubt I will though cus I never put on weight ;) Even if I do end up fat, I'll just have surgery. Actually, thinkin about it... becoming fat is probably my worst fear in life :( because A. it's disgusting and B. I really love food so much. I know everyone likes it, but I actually LOVE eating. On the flip side of the whole weight issue, I’m gonna discuss size 0 and say that I’m FOR it, people that are against it are just JEALOUS that they’re not that small. It’s not always unhealthy to be that skinny and if somebody was made that way then leave them be, people don’t go around slagging off fat people for being “too fat” but when someone is too skinny there’s an uproar about it which grates on my nerves. If you think about it, I’d MUCH rather be a size 0 than have a high cholesterol level, heart problems, stretch marks, cellulite, back pain, depression and low self esteem from being fat. Case rested.

Another thing that annoys the hell out of me is ugly people with good hair. Their good hair takes the distraction away from their mush and DECIEVES people into thinking that they’re good looking, when they’re not, it’s just their hair masking what’s really there

Moving on.... I actually do think I am hilarious and humour is what keeps me going each day. I LOVE to laugh and anybody that knows me will tell you the same. My comedy HEROES include Ricky Gervais, Russell Brand, Sacha Baron Cohen, Catherine Tate and Noel Fielding. I used to like Peter Kay but he's way too overrated now, everyone loves him and he just uses the same old jokes *yawn*. My favourite actresses are Catherine Zeta-Jones and Nicole Kidman and my favourite actors are Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey.

I hate sharing stuff and I know that's selfish but such is life. I know I can be a b**ch and two faced, but lets face it... seriously, who isn't? I hate people that say they hate "bitches" because at least one time in their life they've bitched about someone. Oh and I also hate people who say they hate liars, lying is part of everyday but always remember that every time a lie is told, a kitten is killed and baby jesus cries. And yes, for those who know me, I know I do say I hate liars and bitches, but whatever, I hate kittens and I’m not religious

I know I'm going on and on but seriously, think about it... if you've got this far then you're obviously slightly interested about reading how AMAZING my life is ;)

Sometimes I'm also unnecessarily rude to people and I definitely don’t think before I speak, I'll get over that though because nice guys always finish last. In this world, you NEED a backbone to survive. Nice people annoy me too actually.

 

After reading this short section about me and my life, feel free to judge because that’s why I put it here and that’s what MySpace is all about really. I may come across as a nasty, spoilt, conceited, arrogant, fickle, vain, selfish, obnoxious, shallow, mean, self obsessed brat but in reality, I’m so much more and I can’t help it if everybody is jealous of me because I’m so popular!

 

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