Thought I'd start a new topic after our reminiscing in the news thread.

 

Will has had us in stitches over the years with his quirky sense of humour. Here we can talk about our favs.

 

There were so many during Pop Idol but my fav has to be in the lead up to the final when he said he'd phoned his dad to say he was on the bus & he replied 'Good lad it's cheaper than a taxi.' :lol:

 

Anyone any pics of Will's battle bus?

Great idea for a thread TT

 

 

I liked the one on Parkinson ....memories not to good on the exact words :P

 

Gloria hunniford... asked about nudity in his films [ it came across like he was into porno films :lol: ]

 

Will... "Gloria i don't do those type of films"............................ "well not anymore" [ said with a cheeky little smile]

I was reading pages on Pop Idol a few weeks ago and there was a pic of Will standing in front of the battle bus. but I can't find it now TT. :rolleyes:

Will on tour in Brighton. A man snaps Will and he tells him to stop and that he is breaking the law. No I'm not says the man. Will - lost for words - "Well your just a wet man!" :lol:

 

On tour in Brum. Multi everything. Will saying the dancers sing, the singers dance - multi talented multi-lingual - multi orgasm.

 

In a lift going down to the beach an old lady pinching his arse. Will - "Well you have to get it anywhere you can" :lol:

 

So many more - will have to have a think.

I remember Will telling one of his "stories" on tour, I think it was Birmingham 2004, about when he was walking on the beach in and a man was walking backwards in front of him taking pics of him all the time and Will said, "what do you think you're doing? that's illegal" and the guy told him that it wasn't, Will said that he couldn't think of anything else to say so he just said, "I think you're a very wet man" and walked off. :lol:

We must all remember his 'explosive like a feret' comment. :naughty: :lol:

Being thrown packets of condoms. Picking them up asking "Who threw these? Top Shag and One for the boys.........right ........on both counts" :lol:

 

A bloke in the audience claimed it was him but it was two of our girls :P

During Pop Idol when he was at a shopping mall. Said he'd just signed his first autograph, 'Well it was my grandmother.' :lol:

Will on tour in Brighton. A man snaps Will and he tells him to stop and that he is breaking the law. No I'm not says the man. Will - lost for words - "Well your just a wet man!" :lol:

 

On tour in Brum. Multi everything. Will saying the dancers sing, the singers dance - multi talented multi-lingual - multi orgasm.

 

In a lift going down to the beach an old lady pinching his arse. Will - "Well you have to get it anywhere you can" :lol:

 

So many more - will have to have a think.

 

 

Lovely Munchkin - but you should have posted each one separately. :naughty: ;)

Lovely Munchkin - but you should have posted each one separately. :naughty: ;)

 

:lol: The thought did cross my mind but....spam! nah - can't be arsed with that. :P

 

'I'm not a woman...I'm a singer!' :lol:

 

'full marks on the Willy scene.' Dame Judy to Will

 

Dame Judy on the nude scene '..he hide behind a piece of furniture..'

Will..'No! i never hide..you can see it..oh wait!..perhaps she thought it was a bit of furniture'! :heehee:

:lol: Keep them coming.

In one of his interviews talking about his music being more personal, but you have to be careful to make sure the things you sing about are important things.

 

No - (singing) "I've stubbed my toe" "There's no milk in the fridge!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

I liked the MHP interview where she is talking of his nude scene....blink & you'll miss it - Will replies "Thats a bit harsh " :o

And a really naughty one when Will was allegedly in a bit of a mood! Hope it's okay to post - I've got two actually.

 

Stupid DJ "Can I have a photo of your arse as my wallpaper" - Will - "You can have a photo of my c**k if you like" :blink:

 

At least noone could ever say he's wet!

 

And another naughty one:

 

"Do you think you will ever have a public relationship?!" "Well I won't be f***ing anyone in Trafalgar Square, I'm not that kind of man"! :heehee:

 

Sorry! But still funny! Love him!

 

 

In the ALT video shoot. Can't remember the directors name but when he says evily (or maybe that was Will's take off):

 

"You are going to die" and Will replies mock shocked "thats a bit harsh, I thought you were my friend" :lol:

 

OMG we are sad! :lol: Passes the time though I suppose. :lol:

 

He's just a particularly memorable man. :D

Edited July 31, 200717 yr by MaryB

"Do you think you will ever have a public relationship?!" "Well I won't be f***ing anyone in Trafalgar Square, I'm not that kind of man"!

 

I remember that one clearly. :lol: He was being interviewed by June Sapong & she didn't know quite what to say. :lol:

I'm racking my brains to remember some of them, and the only one I can remember is the one in your 1st post TT. I still fall around laughing at that one. :rofl:

Just remembered - "Annabel get the shotgun".

Just remembered - "Annabel get the shotgun".

 

:lol: Can you remember Cowell asking if Will's dad was in the audience first week of the final 10?

Edited July 31, 200717 yr by truly talented