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LIAM'S AWAY ON OLÉ DAY

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Dear Noel,

 

All right, Our Kid,

 

 

I’m just on me holidees with the bird and that. I’m fed up of them posh places

– they only feed you foreign muck, you know what I mean? All me and the

missus NICOLE want, you know like, is some Cigarettes and duty-free Alcohol

and we’re sweet. So we’re in Spain with her good mate MEL BLATT, whose

been soaking up the sunshiiiiiine in her black cossie.

 

Being a Rock’n’Roll Star and all that the Masterplan was just to blend in with

the rest of the geezers. So I bought a hat and some dad kecks for the pool –

they look top mate.

 

Anyway, fella, I’m off to ger on me Simpsons inflatable and enjoy the Importance Of Being Idle for a while.

 

Stop Crying Your Heart Out, we’ll be home soon.

 

http://www.oasisfanatic.com/news/images/uploads/holidays%20in%20Spain.JPG

http://www.oasisfanatic.com/news/images/uploads/Liam%20in%20Spain.JPG

 

Thanks to oasisfanatic.com for pics

 

 

 

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LIAM'S AWAY ON OLÉ DAY

The Sun online -

Dear Noel,

 

All right, Our Kid,

I’m just on me holidees with the bird and that. I’m fed up of them posh places

– they only feed you foreign muck, you know what I mean? All me and the

missus NICOLE want, you know like, is some Cigarettes and duty-free Alcohol

and we’re sweet. So we’re in Spain with her good mate MEL BLATT, whose

been soaking up the sunshiiiiiine in her black cossie.

 

Being a Rock’n’Roll Star and all that the Masterplan was just to blend in with

the rest of the geezers. So I bought a hat and some dad kecks for the pool –

they look top mate.

 

Anyway, fella, I’m off to ger on me Simpsons inflatable and enjoy the Importance Of Being Idle for a while.

 

Stop Crying Your Heart Out, we’ll be home soon.

 

http://www.oasisfanatic.com/news/images/uploads/holidays%20in%20Spain.JPG

http://www.oasisfanatic.com/news/images/uploads/Liam%20in%20Spain.JPG

 

Thanks to oasisfanatic.com for pics

:lol: :lol:

 

Quite a good article for the Sun's standards ^_^

I know. Vicky Newton surely did'nt make that up herself? :lol:

It was probably ideas from all over the office that made that article.

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It was probably ideas from all over the office that made that article.

 

I agree. No way is she that witty. :lol:

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I supose. Though the previous editor of the Bizzare page, Dominic Monaghan was hilarous. I recall him writing an entire article about why he thinks Justin Timberlake is $h!t :rofl:
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