Posted September 5, 200717 yr http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1036/image1ao8.th.jpg SHE’S the most feisty member of Girls Aloud and lets rip at any stars who cross her path. Lily Allen, Charlotte Church and Dane Bowers have all felt her wrath. So it comes as no surprise to learn that even her other half gets a pasting from time to time, too. In the second day of our exclusive series of interviews with Girls Aloud to mark their big comeback and new single, Cheryl Cole blasts her soccer star hubby Ashley for being “pathetic” around the house. The 23-year-old singer said: “He rang me one day last week and asked me, ‘How do I cook Super-noodles?’ I couldn’t believe it — especially as it says ‘boil for two minutes’ on the front of the packet. “Every decision I make I’ve got four other people’s lives to consider.” Having said that, Cheryl does want to start a family — something she will have to fit around her busy Girls Aloud schedule. She said: “If it were up to Ashley he would have a baby tomorrow and I want one sooner rather than later. My schedule with Girls Aloud is booked right up until next year now so I’m going to have to book a nine-month slot at some point.” No doubt Ashley will be given his orders and told to clear his diary, too. http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4791/image3kl0.th.jpg “I don’t know why he likes them — must be for the quickness because he can’t be ar*ed to do anything else!” Geordie Cheryl also revealed how the Chelsea and England ace has only just learned how to iron. She said: “He’s totally pathetic round the house. I’ve had this discussion with his mum where I blame her, basically. “She never made him do anything and they are so well looked after at football, too, that he’s spoiled. They don’t even want them picking up a heavy suitcase in case they get injured, it’s ridiculous. “I’ve tried to help Ashley be a bit better. He’s now learned to iron — which is quite impressive for him.” http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/5949/image2at1.th.jpg Ashley and Cheryl married in July last year in a £500,000 ceremony at Wrotham Park, Herts. And Cheryl rapidly established herself as one of the top WAGS during the World Cup after pairing up with then England captain David Beckham’s wife Victoria. Cheryl now shares a mansion in Surrey with Ashley, but unlike many of the other WAGS she is fiercely independent and refuses to splash her husband’s cash. Most recently she sent back a £150,000 Bentley he bought her for their wedding anniversary because she felt she didn’t deserve it. She also despises the breed of WAGS who put up with their husband’s adulterous behaviour because they want designer handbags. The great thing about Cheryl is that she is totally down to earth. If it was up to her, she would still live in Newcastle to be near to her school friends and close-knit family. She admits she is quite a homebody now and most certainly the “mum” of Girls Aloud. She says: “I’m not bad at cooking, I give it a go, but I wouldn’t say I was good. “I also enjoy tidying up, I find it quite therapeutic. And I’d rather sit in bed with a DVD and a takeaway than go out. That’s what me and Ashley do most of the time. “I feel like I’ve become a bit boring sometimes. I’m a bit weary of going out these days. When I do go out with Ashley, girls throw themselves at him but I just find it funny. I trust him 100 per cent so I’m not worried about it. Maybe if I was insecure I would, but I’m not. “These girls are sad anyway. I couldn’t be one of those footballers’ wives who just accept them sleeping around because they live in a nice house and have designer handbags.” Cheryl, who famously once clumped a toilet attendant working in a nightclub, reckons Ashley wouldn’t have the guts to cheat on her anyway — because he knows the consequences. “He wouldn’t dare,” she laughs. “He knows what I’d do to him!” When I suggest he might be on the end of her famous right hook, or that she might simply castrate him, she doesn’t disagree. She goes on to reveal Ashley spends much of his spare time playing computer games at home — and she’d much rather he did that than go out partying. She explains: “Footballers’ lives aren’t always that glamorous. They can’t go out and party, and once they’ve been to training they have the afternoons off. So that’s why Ashley is always playing those bloody computer games. “I much prefer him to be sitting at the computer rather than out gambling or drinking.” And she reckons the key to their successful marriage is that they are both used to spending time apart with their work. She says: “The good thing is that it was like this when we first got together. I was always away with the girls working, so we weren’t used to spending all our time together. “We are both busy but our marriage works well because when we do spend time together we appreciate it even more.” Cheryl also hit out at Sunderland boss Roy Keane for blaming the WAGs for players not wanting to sign for his team. She joked: “I don’t know why anyone would want to move to Sunderland – but then I’m biased because I’m a Newcastle fan!” On a more serious note, Cheryl thinks the former Man Utd star has got it all wrong about the players’ other halves. She says: “It’s ridiculous for Roy Keane to say it’s just all about the shops. It’s not. “A lot of the footballers’ wives have families and children to think about. Roy was just taking a stereotype of a WAG as fact, but that’s not what it’s really like.” Referring to bandmates Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts, Nadine Coyle and Kimberley Walsh, she adds: “My marriage and Ashley are my priority now but the girls are a close second. “We were in a position where Ashley could have gone to play in Spain but it would have meant me having to leave the band. So we decided as a married couple not to go to Spain, for my benefit. “I sometimes feel a bit guilty for that but I didn’t work hard all these years just to pack it all in because of the man I married. http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1248/image4jz9.jpg http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007410121,00.html
