"Razorlight Johnny was Fawlty in bed"

Posted September 9, 200717 yr

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0909_razorlight.shtml

Quite a good article for a laugh :lol:

By Rav Singh & Robbie Collin

RANDY Razorlight rocker Johnny Borrell LAUGHED a virginal teenage beauty into bed—with his Basil Fawlty impressions.

And his conquest, gorgeous singer Faviola Getti, revealed the star's jealous Hollywood megastar girlfriend Kirsten Dunst has BANNED him from ever seeing her again.

Foxy Faviola, 20, told how the preening wildman wooed her by performing Basil's famous lanky goose-step scene.

After watching him prance around the lounge in his Y-fronts, reeling off lines from his favourite sitcom, giggling Faviola succumbed to jester Johnny and his Golden Touch.

She confessed how the rock star:

SEDUCED her on a pal's sofa,

DROVE her wild in a five-hour romp,

PLEDGED she was his soulmate, and later

BEGGED her to go back to him after rowing over her with jealous Kirsten.

Johnny, whose band have sold over twomillion albums, ditched his trademark swagger for Basil's silly antics after Faviola told him she had NEVER seen Fawlty Towers.

"I told him I'd not watched it and his jaw dropped," she recalls. "So he did all the voices for me —Basil, Manuel and Sybil. He was marching up and down in his pants with his skinny legs all over the place. It was hilarious."

And being a Borrell of laughs soon paid off for Johnny when giggling Faviola demanded he goose-step his gangly way over to the sofa with her.

She smiles: "He was being so funny that I felt this massive wave of passion come over me.

"I like a man who can make me laugh and Johnny was certainly doing that. So I beckoned him over to the sofa and things started to get heavy."

Borrell, 27, has played in front of thousands at Live 8, Live Earth and all the big summer festivals.

But he gave the performance of his life that night in 2003 when he first met singer Faviola on a holiday weekend in Newquay.

The pair met through friends while he was still a struggling guitarist and Faviola, then 16, had just arrived in the UK from her home in Uruguay.

"We were all hanging out together at a club called Sailors," remembers Faviola. "I was really attracted to Johnny. I was into him and could tell he was into me. We spent the whole night talking about music. At the end he said, ‘Oh my God, we're soulmates!'"

By the time the pair had finished chatting it was midnight and the club was closing. Johnny hailed a taxi and they went back to Faviola's friend's flat.

She put the kettle on and made him a cuppa before snuggling up to him on the sofa.

She smiles: "Johnny made the first move. He leaned in and kissed me so tenderly I felt my heart leap.

"It was all new for me. I had only ever kissed guys in a game of spin the bottle.

"Johnny told me I was beautiful. He then climbed on top of me and ran his hands all over my body—we both knew something was going to happen.

"The air was electric and I had goose-pimples because I knew this was going to be my first time if we went all the way."

The canoodling couple were both down to their underwear when she decided to cool things down a bit.

"That was when we got on to Fawlty Towers," says Faviola. "The only UK comedy that made it as far as Uruguay was Mr Bean, so Johnny told me all about John Cleese and the show. Then he got up to do an impression of his favourite scene, where Basil offends the German guests by doing a Hitler walk."

After leaving Faviola in stitches, Johnny was soon back in her arms and they picked up where they left off.

"Johnny said to me, ‘Are you sure you want to do this?'

"But my friends had told me that when I found a guy I really liked, I should go for it. So I breathed in his ear that I wanted to go all the way. He was an amazingly sensitive lover. He made sure I felt great and paid attention to every part of my body—he couldn't get enough of my breasts.

Burst

"Afterwards, as we were lying in each other's arms, he asked me if I had liked it. I burst out laughing because it was like he was asking me if I had enjoyed a bowl of ice cream!"

Faviola liked it so much that she even wrote a song about her night of passion with Johnny on her MySpace page, myspace.com/fabsonline. "It was such a special time that I felt I should write about it," explains Faviola, whose single I Lost My Virginity by her band The Fabs is released on September 24.

Over the next few months, the pair kept in touch with texts and emails. But they had to wait until the end of the year before they could be together again.

Razorlight were playing hits like Up All Night and America at a gig in Glasgow and Faviola, who now lives in Scotland, was sent VIP tickets by Johnny.

She recalls: "We met in his hotel before the concert and it was just like the day after we first made love.

"We tore each other's clothes off. I felt much more adventurous this time and we did it in all kinds of positions. He loved it when I was on top because he had a great view of my boobs.

"He was screaming, ‘This is amazing—I must be dreaming.' We spent FIVE HOURS in that bedroom making the most of each other.

"Johnny is the kind of lover that every girl wants to be with."

Fizzled

And one of those girls is Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst, 25. Faviola says: "After that Johnny became really famous and our relationship fizzled out. When I heard about Kirsten, I thought it was the end." But she was stunned when Johnny turned up at a recording studio where she worked in London in April this year and said he wanted her back.

She says: "Johnny said he had wanted to split up with Kirsten and wanted me back—then he leaned in and kissed me!

"He had just had a blazing row with Kirsten about me—she had told Johnny he could never see me again. He then kissed me again on the lips and left—I haven't seen him since."

Faviola hopes she can still be friends with Johnny, despite Kirsten's ban.

She says with a smile: "But no matter how famous he becomes, when I see him strutting around on stage I'll always remember him marching around my mate's lounge like Hitler in his Y-fronts."