Posted May 16, 200619 yr http://www.les-stars-nues.biz/photos/Tina-Barrett/Tina-Barrett-2927.jpg Birth name Teenah Ann Barrett Occupation Actress, Musician, Hooker Band S Club 7 Birthday September 16, 1976 (29) Sign Virgo Birthplace London, England, United Kingdom Height 5' 6" (1m68) Teenah would like to warn all that the articles and information contained in these archibes other than the profile information above are ficticious. Teenah will not be held responsible if dumbasses copy and paste this information and put it on their websites so little child can see and reatarded heffas such as Dale Darl start a nasty protest about it :D Edited May 16, 200619 yr by Graham
May 16, 200619 yr Author TEENAH RELEASE SINGLE It's been 3 years since the demise of S Club and whilst her bandmates have been enjoying various movie/theatre and solo careers Tina Barrett has been battling to have her vaginal problems sorted 'It was agony' she tells this months SLAGSRUS magazine 'I couldn't touch my areas without getting vaginal cramps'. Tina has been in the studio recording with Dr Dre and Dallas Austin who was responsible for shooting Pink and Avril Lavigne amongst others to global success. Tina reckons her new album 'T.B' will be the RNB/HIP-HOP album we were promised by Victoria Beckham. 'I really admire Vic for going for it' Tina explains 'there's some great songs on there and we've got DJ Casper, Cameron Diaz and Albus Dumbledore to guest on tracks, it has a real funky upbeat slick vibe much different to the slushy c**p that slut Jo used to belt out in the S Club days'. Her opinion on Jo & Rachel? 'My alb will wipe the floor with them tramps, I will have a no 1 and be shot to global stardom just like that brown haired one from Steps' Tina's debut single 'Smooth Chick Dick Licks' featuring a sample of the Sugababes 'Round Round' is released on febuary 13th with her album following on Feb 20th. Source: Tinabarrettisaslutandthisarticleisfake.com
May 16, 200619 yr Author S CLUB STAR JOINS GIRLGROUP AS LEAD SINGER FOUND DEAD IN DITCH Former S Club star Teenah Barrett is barely out of the papers these days, her solo album featuring duets with Albus Dumbledore and DAYAL but shockingly fans were told today it has been scrapped as Teenah has landed a spot in the hottest new girl group The Pussycat Dolls. Lead singer Nicola Whatsherface was found dead in a ditch in the early hours of sunday morning with a plastic heel through her neck,police are treating the death as suspicious but even more suspicious is Teenah being replaced as the lead singer mere hours after Nicola whatsherface was murdered... Rumours have emerged that Teenah has been sleeping wih the red haired Pussycat Doll nobody gives a damm about cos she doesnt sing and also sleeping with their manager BOB THE BUILDER and has used her sexual sessions with the pair tos ecure her position but Teenah 'I Killed Nicola so what?' Barrett had this to say 'It was only a matter of time before they chucked Nicola I'm so sexy Nicola wishes that she was hot like me'. The Pussycat Dolls topped the charts all over the world with the chavalicious anthem 'Don't Cha' and the follow up 'Stickwitu' has also acheived top 10 successes. Teenah has plans to completly re-record the girl's album 'PCD' and call it 'TEENAH AND COMPANY' All the songs will remain the same except Teenah will add her vocals and will also record a new version of Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive' Teenah can't wait to get out on tour with her new backup singer posse and says if the police arrest her for murder she will say they raped her Source: Teenahisspeshulonline
May 16, 200619 yr Author POP IDOL WINNER FORCED INTO WITNESS PROTECTION BY DERRANGED EX S CLUBBER Poor Michelle Mcmanus, 3 years after winning Pop Idol, One No 1 single, flop album, 8 shed pounds and a packet of ready salted cucumbers later and now the singer (set to make a comeback in febuary) has been placed under witness protection by concerned police officials. Mcmanus has been receiving death threats for several weeks threatening to do unmentionable things most of them involving her vaginal bone. Police are trying to trace the source of the abuse but mcmanus claims she knows who's responsible and has accused ex s clubber Teenah Barrett of sexual harassment. Mcmanus says 'I met at a pub a couple weeks back, i was trying to keep low key s I'm so famous you see, but she was there and we got chatting by the end of the night i was back at hers and she was trying to rape me. I ran and broke some of her furniture with my enormous front and now she keeps sending me death threats telling me to pay up for her broken stuff with my body'. Police have chosen to ignore Mcmanus' claims after Teenah threatened to sue them for touching her precious body. The Singer has just landed a role in the Pussycat Dolls after lead singer Nicola whatsherface was found dead on Sunday morning. Source:Teenahporn.net
May 16, 200619 yr Author TEENAH = RACHEL HARRASSED ME Former S Club star Tina Barrett caused uproar last night as she excused bandmate Rachel Stevens of touching her vaginal areas. Tina who releases her debut solo album next month has always had it in for Rachel and Jo as she believes she was 'da voyce of s calooob' but this latest allegation has been dubbed by the critics as 'Lisa scott-lee syndrome' as Tina's material is set to miss the top 1000 when it is released. Tina also lifted the lid on many S Club secrets in a raunchy interview with this month's issue of 'backdoor sluts' 'Paul and Jon were gay and had sex everynight but we had to keep it hushed' she reveals 'but one night i reckon Rachel thought she'd get in on it, and it was after we'd done a gig and i was resting cos i suffer from really bad vaginal cramps yanoo? and she says 'shall i massage your vaginal bone tina?' I said 'erm ok' and she touched it and she started doing things that i don't want to talk about, it has scarred me for life' Rachel's management deny all claims and Rachel herself is said to have taken the case to court to have Tina put down.... Sauce: Yes please
May 16, 200619 yr Author TEENAH MEETS MOMMA CHEEKY Tina Barrett has been spouting her motor mouth off again (shame she didnt use it more in S Club) This time she has said Rachel Stevens and Cathy Dennis are lesbian lovers but she doesnt need Dennis to pen her a chart masterpiece as she has been approached by Momma Cheeky, mummy of Monica and Gabriella (The Cheeky Girls). Momma Cheeky's writing skills have already helped her daughters acheived 4 UK top 10 hits and Tina is hoping it can dothe same for her and her debut solo album out next month. Tina has not ruled out the possibilty of a collabaration with the girls though complained they'll have to lose weight so she doesn't make them look fat. We'll keep u posted Source: Tinabarrettofficial.com
May 16, 200619 yr Author TEENAH ON THE RUN WITH EX BANDMATE STASHED IN TRUNK Ex S Clubber Teenah Barrett has finally been rumbled, in the early hours of yesterday morning armed police surrounded her dustbin in a London backalley to arrest her for the murder of Nicola whatshername from the Pussycat dolls and also the continuous harrassment of Michelle McManus. Teenah whow as seeing a client at the time was tipped off by her carrier pigeon gigalow Boris and made a bid for freedom not before making a stopoff and kidnapping her ex bandmate Jon Lee ohmy.gif Police believe Teenah plans to use him to fulfil her sexual eneds whilst on the run but also she could take his own life if the police try to arrest her. Teenah has not made contact with anyone since fleeing but was last seen passing the Polish border on a horse named Esmerelda, Jon was nowhere in sight however and a little girl in a nearby village unearthed a leg that is being tested for DNA by scientists in Belinda Carlisle's Glasswegian laboratory. Teenah's bessie mate Lisa Scott-Lee has booked a flight out of the country to Mexico inthe wake of the news, Police are tailing her as they believe she is planning to meet Teenah. We'll keep u updated hourly Source: skynews
May 16, 200619 yr Author HUNT FOR TEENAH RESULTS IN SCOTT-LEE AMBUSH News just in Ex Steps singer Lisa Scott-Lee has been shot down by armed police on the Mexican border. The police believe she was arranging to meet pal Teenah Barrett who is on the run for murder. Lisa was talking on her mobile when the police surrounded her and ordered her to drop the phone when Lisa refused and called them names she was shot in the breast and is currently leaking breast milk. Doctors are being flwon in from nearby hospitals to save her before it's too late... The medical results are just in from the DNA lab at Belinda Carlisle's house and it's been confirmed in the last fewe minutes that the leg found does belong to that of Jon Lee cry.gif More as we get it..
May 25, 200619 yr Author That was at the premier of S Club's movie. The silly bint wanted to be centre of attention but I dont think she realised what a **** she looked :D :rofl:
May 25, 200619 yr saying she looked like a **** is an understatement, u can actually see her c**t if your sitting at a certain angle :puke:
May 31, 200619 yr saying she looked like a **** is an understatement, u can actually see her c**t if your sitting at a certain angle :puke: :lol: :lol: :lol:
