Posted March 12, 200619 yr http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a182/blade_3699/aaaaa.jpg THE BABES TEAR INTO BRIT AS THEY TAKE OVER OUR COLUMN FOR A DAY! They are three sassy girls who love to party and don't care who they offend - so who better to guest edit the world's greatest showbiz column? And the Sugababes proved they were up to the job when they marched into our office and started putting the world of celebs to rights. First victim... Britney Spears. Stunning Keisha Buchanan was first to put the boot in, telling all about when the Babes met Britters. The 21-year-old told us: "Britney was a disappointment. She was doing this fake smile but at the same time saying, 'It's so nice to meet you'."Brit, who's denied she's pregnant again, also won't want to hear what Keisha's got to say about hubby Kevin Federline's wandering eyes."Well, Kevin gave me a 'look', and Britney just grabbed his arm and pulled him in close to her," she revealed. "He is probably all over loads of girls and if we can see it why can't she? You know when someone is trying hard to be something they're not. I don't think she's naturally very happy." New girl Amelle Berrabah, 21, said: "With Christina Aguilera, you can tell she's being herself. "But Britney was trying to be cool. And look who's the winner now. Not Brit." Scouse babe Heidi Range, 22, added fuel to the fire by saying: "Why does she dress like that? She's really let herself go since she met Kevin. "Maybe she was made to go to the gym loads when she was performing, so she's fed up with it now." Next in the firing line were scrawny celebs... first up, socialite Nicole Richie. Keisha told us: "I feel sorry for her, she might have a bit of a problem because she is so skinny. "It's a life and death thing. It's not even funny." Amelle added: "I mean, what man would want to grab on to a tiny ass? They want a real woman." Well said! But there is one person the girls - whose single Red Dress is out now - won't hear a bad word about. Keisha revealed: "We love J.Lo. She looks great and can pull off any look." And with that they settled into our chairs and started giving us orders. The cheek of it!
