Posted January 18, 200817 yr The Associated Press (oh, just the world’s largest news organization) has already begun preparing Britney Spears’ obituary!!! “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a log time,” AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us Weekly. “I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now,” Washington adds. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”
January 19, 200817 yr Surely this logic implies that they should prepare an obituary about every celebrity - any of them could die at any time :huh:
January 19, 200817 yr Surely this logic implies that they should prepare an obituary about every celebrity - any of them could die at any time :huh: Exactly. The press could even prepare their own ones too. They're just sick. What type of person would hear "kerching" at the though of someone dying?
