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I just wrote this parody...so hope you like:

 

Mm Yeah

 

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

 

I think I got laid again

I made me conceive

My weight was just trends

A baby

It’s the reason I’m flushed

But it doesn't mean I love up the duff

 

Cause to chose me over fans is

That is just so needy of me

A baby, baby

 

Oops! I’m Pregnant Again.

I played with the charts

Got used to the fame

A baby, baby

Oops! I’m warming a bun

And a new one I love

I’m Not Dressing Like-a-Tent

 

You see my pregnancy’s this

I’m eating away

Dishes, crave foods that dont even exist

I drive, watching the babe

Can't you see I need cool

When pap’s on my case?

 

Hold nose, for my senses

That is just so to change a nappy

Baby oh

 

Oops! I’m Pregnant Again

I played you, I’m smart.

Got lost choosing names

A baby, baby

Oops! It’s Sean Preston

It’s Kevin I loooove

It’s Not A Compliment

 

Britney – before you birth there’s something I want you to have?

[Hands her kabbalah bracelet]

Ohh it’s beautiful, but wait a minute isn’t this?

Yeah it is.

But I thought the midwife dropped it in the birthing pool in the end?

Well baby, I went down and got it.

Oh, you shouldn’t have. :rolleyes:

 

Oops!...I spread them again – they’re apart.

Got to, push again, oh baby.

Oops!...You’d think that it’s just one shove…

I scream and out-it-went.

 

Oops! I’m Thin Once Again

I’m back at the start

Gotta reset the game

My baby, babies

Oops! I love being Muv

That my kids I loooove

I’m Not That Thin-just-yet

 

 

 

 

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:rofl: Brilliant parody, absolutely hilarious! These parts are my favourite:

 

It’s the reason I’m flushed

But it doesn't mean I love up the duff

 

Hold nose, for my senses

That is just so to change a nappy

Baby oh

 

 

Britney – before you birth there’s something I want you to have?

[Hands her kabbalah bracelet]

Ohh it’s beautiful, but wait a minute isn’t this?

Yeah it is.

But I thought the midwife dropped it in the birthing pool in the end?

Well baby, I went down and got it.

Oh, you shouldn’t have. :rolleyes:

 

Oops!...I spread them again – they’re apart.

Got to, push again, oh baby.

Oops!...You’d think that it’s just one shove…

I scream and out-it-went.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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I'm sorry, but I can't allow this type of things around here. There's lots of Britney fans on BJ and this sort of things may cause some offence to the people that support Britney and her son.

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