Always a first for everything

I should be eating then going to bed....doing an extra night tonight

Go to bed

have to eat first after I've cut the burnt bits off my sausages :(

Any sausage left?

plenty at the moment 'cos I'm still on here

You have to put it in your mouth, chew and then swallow.

but they are in the kitchen and I am here....that's why they burnt :(

I need to make a salad as well....I must move

That'd be in the kitchen as well then - that just leaves you.

but then I'd have to turn off the pc

Take your laptop with you

I don't have enough hands

DO NOT TRY COOKING YOUR HANDS - stick to sausages

I've finished cooking.....just need to find plates and salad....cut off the burnt bits and then eat before my stomach digests itself

I really don't believe it'd do that - but, it's your stomadch, and if that's how you want it to be, I'll not say a word.

it just hurts so much when I'm hungry.....what else could it be doing

YOU shouldn't be here.

Your sausages must be cold as well as burnt. Listen to your stomach. It is telling you to get off the computer and feed it.

She should have been in bed. She'll be so tired tonight.