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While chatting with a friend of mine, I had an idea to adulterate an Enya song...in this case, 'The Magic of the Night'....the idea's simple enough, take the known lyrics of an Enya song, and using the same melody, create your own lyrics...

 

Okay, here's my version of "the Magic of the Night', For the Loons Are Out Tonight.

 

When the planes fly in the skies,

Don't make a wish, then close your ears,

Are you dreaming,

Nuts are singing?

Nothing here is right, for the loons are out tonight.

Far horizons see a blue glow,

For the police are on patrol,

Someone's screeching,

Tires screaming.

Everything's a-fright,

For the loons are out tonight.

 

Far off down the road I can see a shining light,

Can it be a loon is stalking, stalking...

 

Can a nut case lose their way,

Who but their shrink can really say?

Are you dreaming, nuts are singing/

Nothing here is right, for the loons are out tonight.

 

Far off down the road I can see a shining light,

Can it be a loon is stalking, stalking...

 

When the planes are in the skies,

Don't make a wish, then close your ears.

Are you dreaming,

Nut jobs singing?

Nothing here is right,

For the loons are out tonight.

 

Crazies are in flight,

For the loons are out tonight...

 

 

This is a hypothetical song, about a potential stalker, who sings badly....and, if I have offended anyone, will the mods please feel free to alter/modify/delete anything deemed too offensive....

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Haha pretty good Big. :D X-rated Enya songs could become quite popular. :heehee:
Now, now, no need to put yourself down Big. :smoke:
:heehee: Yeah it sounds like the sort of thing that might be easier when you're a bit drunk actually!
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:rofl: David!

 

I should try my hand at rewriting sometime.

 

 

That I'd like to see, Gloria.... :)

 

I have another ready to post, and another in the works, but, I'll wait for someone else to have some fun, first....

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Thing is, I'm totally sober writing these.....okay, here's my next one, to the tune of On My Way Home, called Why Do You Moan?

 

You're such a whiner

nothing moves fast for you

you just grumble

wallowing in angst

you are so angry

we just wish you away

 

Why do you moan?

I remember

you are negative

Why do you moan?

I remember only bad days

Why do you moan?

I can remember

every bad way

 

You p*** and moan

with every delay

anger all around me

like mad hornets in flight

you are so irritating

like bed bugs at night

That's good again Big. :D How long do they take you to do?
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That's good again Big. :D How long do they take you to do?

 

 

I don't know...I'm guessing 15-30 minutes....sometimes I can just flow easiily, do one in 15 minutes...sometimes upto 30, depending if I have a bit of a tough time trying to make my lyrics fit the song I'm altering...

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Here's another adulterated song for you... this is to It's In the Rain, which I call You're So Insane....

 

Every time the pain slows down

close your ears and don't listen

we can hear the god-awful sound

of your voice as it whines

 

You are so insane...

thinking you can sing...

here it comes the pain...

 

Feel the touch of jaws that fall

they may fall forever

In the way the blood will flow

ear pain comes, it won't go

 

You are so insane...

(insane)

Thinking you can sing...

(sing)

here it comes the pain

(pain)

 

Late at night you flit away

I can hear you screeching

and my brain it is in pain

leaves on trees quivering

deep blue eyes shivering

 

Even when this moment ends

I can't stop the bleeding

all the pain will come again

in the sound falling down

of your voice as it screams

you don't see the pain, you're insane

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I'm not going to be the only contributor here....please, someone else get to writing and posting...I want to read what others can come up with.... :unsure:
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Goodness, how bossy. :lol:

 

 

Fine...be that way...see what I care....I'll just keep what else I have written, plus a couple other ideas to myself.... :P :P :P

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