Posted August 16, 200816 yr Hot off the press: Family Knowles to sue Bajan beauty Rihanna Mathew Knowles, father and manager of R & B supserstar Beyonce, has slapped her rival, Barbados beauty Rihanna, with a big lawsuit. ‘I am making it public that I will be in fact be suing Rihanna for over $40 million in damages,’ says Mathew Knowles. ‘She has been in the music industry for three years and has released over 10 hits back to back to back, without ever taking a break,’ he continued. ‘That’s obviously a marketing strategy that I had originally conjured up for Beyonce ever since she went solo back in 2003, and Rihanna stole the concept right under our noses,’ he added. Beyonce Knowles has also personally slapped Rihanna with another lawsuit, claiming that her relationship with R & B singer Chris Brown is nothing but a copycat of her relationship with her now husband, rap mogul Jay Z. ‘This b!tch thinks she can get someone as slim as Chris Brown to be hangin’ with her in front of the cameras? Hoe, I’m Beyonce and I still got a guy the size of an ape,’ she said in a press release. ‘There’s no way that relationship is real’. Tina Knowles, mother and hairstylist of Beyonce is also suing Rihanna in damages. ‘Eva since Rihanna came out with that Bob thing on top of her head, Dereons Beauty Salon Weave specials in Texas have dramatically decreased in sales,’ Tina said in a statement. ‘I’m pretty sure the two events are related to each other. There’s no way people can resist Grand-mama Dereon (manager of Tina’s salon in Texas) and her after church Sunday weave specials’ she added. ‘Screw the 'bad' economy, there's only one hoe responsible for this!' she added. Solonge Knowles is also suing the Billboard Hot 100 for allowing Rihanna’s songs to appear on their charts, while her songs have totally gotten ignored. ‘Last week my first single peaked at #101 before falling to #196 on the Bubbling Under Chart,’ Solange said in a statement. ‘When I saw that not one, but TWO Rihanna songs were in the top ten, I realized that not only could’ve my song peaked at #100, but it could’ve peaked at #99!’ she added. Jay Z, who was responsible for the breakthrough success of Rihanna’s career, is also surprisingly suing the 20 year old hitmaker. ‘Ever since Rihanna burst onto the scene, it has affected my sex life with Bee dramatically,’ Jay Z said in a statement. ‘When I told Beyonce I wanted her to use an Umbrella as a prop in bed, she vowed to never sleep with me again until the entire Rihanna situation was taken care of,’ he added. ‘It’s time for Rihanna to Take a Bow’ he added. Interesting...I have to agree. Those weave sales have really tailed off!
August 16, 200816 yr Rumours ... it's fake. (I think). Do you really think that Mathew (such a great guy) says those things? Well .. maybe but I don't think so. And what about Tina? She got a bobby hairstyle in 2007 too ... Btw, thank god we've got Solange! haha
August 17, 200816 yr What a load of bollocks :lol: like Beyonce would've said anything like that publicly :lol: and even if it is true- JEALOUSY -_- there's no rules on how many songs your allowed to release! If shes getting hit after hit then bloody good on her ^_^ :heart:
August 17, 200816 yr :lol: I particularly loved the part about Solange suing the Hot 100! Somebody should sue Matthew Knowles for helping create Beyonce though...
August 17, 200816 yr Come off it that aint real. :rofl: It would be incredibly amusing if it was.... :lol:
August 17, 200816 yr It's not true :blink: i cant see Beyonce saying things like b**ch and Ho. And also if your gonna release something as an "article" at least spell words like "ever" correctly...
August 17, 200816 yr Author :heehee: at some of you guys. The Solange bit is my favourite too. The funny thing is you can imagine somebody actually thinking like that :lol:
August 17, 200816 yr The funny thing is you can imagine somebody actually thinking like that :lol:[/size] I could actually see Beyonce saying those things, or similar, in private tbh so this fake "article" isn't all that wide of the mark truth be told.... These "diva" types are notoriously bitchy, shallow and vapid anyway... We put these people on a pedestal, but in reality and in private, they're really no better than anyone else.. I think all of us would be disappointed if we knew most of our idols in real life where they couldn't hide who they actually are....
August 17, 200816 yr Rumours ... it's fake. (I think). Do you really think that Mathew (such a great guy) says those things? Well .. maybe but I don't think so. And what about Tina? She got a bobby hairstyle in 2007 too ... Btw, thank god we've got Solange! haha It's not true :blink: i cant see Beyonce saying things like b**ch and Ho. And also if your gonna release something as an "article" at least spell words like "ever" correctly... :manson:
August 17, 200816 yr :lol: Well I thought it was funny, every knows that secretly, Beyonce is a bitch. ^_^
August 17, 200816 yr Lol at some people believeing it. I dont think even Beyonce would be dumb enought to say that to the press.
August 17, 200816 yr LOL if that is true the Knowles family need to sort their lives out! but i dont think its true Edited August 17, 200816 yr by JonieWonie
August 17, 200816 yr LOL if that is true the Knowles family need to sort their lives out! but i dont think its true It is true Jon and clearly you are the person to sort them out. -_-
August 17, 200816 yr The fact that your post implied you didn't know whether it was genuine or not. Possibly the most obvious thing ever.
August 17, 200816 yr That is a very funny post Jark. :D The hilarious thing is that you can really believe they would say that in private. :lol:
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