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shows how things change i wonder wud they say that about gary now especially now he has lost loads of weight
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shows how things change i wonder wud they say that about gary now especially now he has lost loads of weight

 

That article was quite old ... and I've looked at some of the others in the archives. The Roy Keane / David Beckham / Wayne Rooney one is positively hilarious!

 

Norma

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For those who can't get the link:

 

Wayne Rooney

 

Footballing pug

 

Just no competition in this category. Step forward, Wayne Rooney, stone age man and allegedly accomplished footballer. Several problems with Wayne. He can’t string two words together, as a result of being too good a player at too young an age and never having had much of an education. He’s uglier than your average Englishman, which is pretty ugly, and is closely related to our Neanderthal cousins in looks if not in football skills. But it’s the anger management problems we really have to take issue with. He (allegedly) thinks it’s okay to slap the missus around in front of his mates, is capable of saying the word "f*ck" more often than Hugh Grant, and won’t be told off by anyone, England manager included. Wayne, in so many ways, you really are the ugly face of English football.

 

Norma

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He does look like Shrek's younger brother though - only not as good looking!

 

Norma

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