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Great songs with rubbish lyrics

 

In tribute to the discussion about Sandi Thom's number one hit.

 

Let's have a debate about other great or well known songs, which when you look at their lyrics they are a bit rubbish.

 

To give you an example I have looked at the lyrics of John Lennon's most famous song

 

Imagine - contains the lines:

 

"Imagine no possessions

I wonder if you can

No need for greed or hunger

A brotherhood of man"

 

Sorry, but if you have no possessions, then you are hardly going to be in a position where you will have No Need for greed or hunger are you?

 

 

To quote Paul McCartney's most famous song

 

Hey Jude

 

"And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,

You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder"

 

What an earth is Paul talking about regarding the movement you need is on your shoulder? And I have not even mentioned the "Nah Na na, Nah-na Na Nah, Nah-na Na Nah, Hey Jude" bit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The ultimate nonsense lyric is either I Am The Walrus. Take your pick from those beauties, the whole song is a mash of nonsensical drivvle.

 

Or De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da from The Police.

 

I mean, De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da, is all I want to say to you? Sorry mate, but if you came up to me in a bar and said that, i'd be out of that dorr before you could sing the second line.

Uncle Kracker-Follow Me

 

'Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea'...

Shakira - Whenever Wherever :wub:

 

have to let her off:

 

a.) being foreign

b.) quite sexy popette

You could pick any Shakira song and it'd probably have dodgy lyrics :D

 

Shakira - Don't Bother

 

"She's the greatest cook...and she's fat free."

 

Shakira Objection

 

"Next to her cheap sillicone I look minimal."

You could pick any Shakira song and it'd probably have dodgy lyrics :D

 

Shakira - Don't Bother

 

"She's the greatest cook...and she's fat free."

 

Shakira Objection

 

"Next to her cheap sillicone I look minimal."

And not forgetting the classic, "My breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" :lol:

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