A gal once tried to contrive a limerick,

Keeping it clean was a bit of a trick,

Coming up with words,

That weren't for the birds,

Was a most difficult little gimmick..... :huh: :huh:

There was once a fella called Robbie

He once was incredibly gobby

He felt quite deflated

When Rudebox got slated

So he re-joined Take That as a hobby

 

 

There! My offering!

 

Norma

 

 

 

 

There was once a fella called Robbie

He once was incredibly gobby

He felt quite deflated

When Rudebox got slated

So he re-joined Take That as a hobby

There! My offering!

 

Norma

 

 

Oh, well done, you cheeky woman, you!!!! More!! More!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

There was a big dog who barked

who was called by the name of mark

and always played in the park

he ran with his bone

and broke his big toe

but managed to run the track

 

 

Thats my effort i know its not anywhere near as good as yer ones but its my first effort.

 

A limerick was written by Pete,

A guy with very big feet,

It was written about Mark,

Who had a very loud bark,

And everyone felt his heat...... :unsure: :unsure:

 

 

Here's some stuff I found out about limericks for ya....

 

http://www.webexhibits.org/poetry/explore_...background.html

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/limerick_(poetry)

There once was a bloke called Mark

His life was a bit of a lark

He said with a swagger

'I'm a serial shagger'

Now he sleeps on a bench in the park!

 

 

I'm bloody good at this ... but I need some scandal to work with!

 

Norma

There once was a bloke called Mark

His life was a bit of a lark

He said with a swagger

'I'm a serial shagger'

Now he sleeps on a bench in the park!

I'm bloody good at this ... but I need some scandal to work with!

 

Norma

You do have a way with words Norma! :lol:

You do have a way with words Norma! :lol:

 

I aim to please! :lol: I'm finding my Howard limerick difficult ... a strange name to find a rhyme for the second and last lines!

 

Norma

I aim to please! :lol: I'm finding my Howard limerick difficult ... a strange name to find a rhyme for the second and last lines!

 

Norma

 

 

Only showered and coward spring to mind if that's of any use?:lol:

I really like your mark one Norma.

Only showered and coward spring to mind if that's of any use?:lol:

 

I'm jotting those down ... I do think with the vest and everything ... Showered could come in handy! PM me some more you think of and I'll come up with the best limerick so far!

 

Norma

Try this one for a Howard limerick on, Norma....

 

There once was a guy named Howard,

Who had a pile of pots that were scoured,

He said with a groan,

'I scrubbed me fingers to the bone',

Maybe I'll feel better after I showered...... :unsure: :unsure:

Try this one for a Howard limerick on, Norma....

 

There once was a guy named Howard,

Who had a pile of pots that were scoured,

He said with a groan,

'I scrubbed me fingers to the bone',

Maybe I'll feel better after I showered...... :unsure: :unsure:

 

You've used the two rhyming words I was going to use ... scoured and showered! I'm bereft ... there's nothing at all to rhyme with Jason!

 

Norma

You've used the two rhyming words I was going to use ... scoured and showered! I'm bereft ... there's nothing at all to rhyme with Jason!

 

Norma

 

 

Hey, Norma, what about mason, and chasin, to rhyme with Jason???? :unsure: :unsure:

 

There's caisson, raison....... :unsure: :unsure:

Edited March 12, 201015 yr by bigwiglaf

There was once a tall bloke named Jason

The women were always a chasin'

His name they would hark

Soon he tired of this lark

And decided to become a Freemason!

 

 

Norma

 

If there's any other help I can give anyone for limericks, feel free to ask me.... :)

Try this one for a Howard limerick on, Norma....

 

There once was a guy named Howard,

Who had a pile of pots that were scoured,

He said with a groan,

'I scrubbed me fingers to the bone',

Maybe I'll feel better after I showered...... :unsure: :unsure:

 

Love it

A lovely hunk named Howard

Through his drawful of clothes he scoured

For a glowing white vest

To best show off his chest

To enhance his pecs when he showered!

 

 

 

 

Norma

Edited March 12, 201015 yr by Norma_Snockers

A lovely hunk named Howard

Through his drawful of clothes he scoured

For a glowing white vest

To best show off his chest

To enhance his pecs when he showered!

Norma

 

My favourite (member of TT and Limerick) :lol:

My favourite (member of TT and Limerick) :lol:

 

 

I think the limericks here in the TT forum are far superior to those in the Robbie forum.

 

Norma

 

 

 

Now ... what can I come up with for Gary?