Can you sing a bit louder, I seem to be a bit deaf tonight :lol:

 

 

Doctor :rofl:

:yahoo: :rap: :yahoo: is that better,

 

 

spin :jump:

I can lipread now so I'm catching the bits I was missing :dance: Ever thought about auditioning for X Factor ;)

 

Dizzy :wacko:

ha ha ha ,thats a laugh, i would get the worst singer in the world award :rofl:

 

fall down :rofl:

Sounded pretty good to me, well compared to my singing, anything's good :lol:

 

Collapse

 

 

a duo not made in heaven then, :rofl:

 

flattened

Well a certain other duo somehow managed to get through in X Factor :lol:

 

 

Squashed :cry:

do you mean the cheeky girls :rofl:

 

tomato :o

Well that's me taken care of ;) now you could be one of those Scottish brothers :lol:

 

Ketchup :wub:

you mean the McDoughnut brothers :lol:

 

well its late and theres something on tomorrow, can't remember what it is :zzz: so I will need to go of now

 

sauce

Are you saying you're really Father Christmas and got something to do now :dance: Don't forget little old me, I'm putting out a mince pie and a nip of something that you Scots are famous for

 

Night night SantaBrian :zzz:

 

Bread

pudding

Christmas :dance:

Present

Wrapped

:elvis: :rap: i am elvis i'm the man

no-one can sing it like I can :rap:

 

well this could be an elvis rap :rofl:

 

cover

:elvis: :rap: i am elvis i'm the man

no-one can sing it like I can :rap:

 

well this could be an elvis rap :rofl:

 

cover

Now all those hidden talents are emerging, Brian We want more :cheer: We want more :dance:

 

Under B)

thank you very much :lol:

 

watch this space ;)

 

over

As long as you don't want me to do all that jiggling in your video :lol: Just picturing me shaking my booty :rofl:

 

Board

now that conjures up a picture i hadn't imagined :lol:

 

chess