well half bottle of vino later things are improving

 

snivelling :cry:

That's what I like to hear, Brian, we'll get you all relaxed

 

 

Wreck :o

just trying to decide whether I'll have the other half, if the typing deteriates you know the answer.

 

nervous :???:

Can't wait to see :dance: Go on, be a devil B) Can't be any worse than mine, and that's when I'm sober :yahoo:

 

 

Exhaustion :o

weel mu tipping is prtty crpp ast theew besrs osf timsrs :doh:

 

 

tired :zzz:

wELL iTSsbETTER THan MiNE :lol: and I've ONly jUst StartedON the wKDs :wacko:

 

 

Not bedtime yet :(

:o well i'll have to keep drinking too so as i can translate later on :lol:

 

I usually slip into foreign words when i've had a few too many. :D

 

danke :rolleyes:

 

bedtime story

 

 

I can handle that, no worries Got schoolgirl french and I worked in Frankfurt for a couple of months when I was younger so I speak a little german B) very little though :lol:

 

Red Riding Hood

voulez vouz jamais surfer internet, s'il vous plait ^_^

 

 

grandma :o

Oui mon ami, merci beaucoup, I think :wacko: Was a long time ago and I was useless at it then :rolleyes:

 

 

Old :o

Comment allez-vous?Il est une minuit dix.

Y atil un bureau de poste pres d'ici?

 

me :unsure: :( :rofl:

Wow, I'm well impressed well I would be if I understood all of it :rofl: Think I got the gist of it B)

And all that after half a bottle of wine, too!! You're a man of many talents :cheer:

 

Don't believe you ;)

 

Lovely :wub:

parla Italiano? non si preoccupi, non parlo Italiano

 

phew that was difficult i used to only know 2 words in Italian bella bella :rofl:

 

sweet :love:

:cheer: You're amazing :dance: My italian doesn't stretch beyond what pizza I fancy :lol: I guess :doh: ;)

 

 

Gorgeous :wub:

sorry to disallusion you, but borrowed them from an old phrasebook, my italian runs to pasta dishes & sauces plus bottles ov vino, chianti,valpocelli etc :rofl:

 

goddess :banana:

That's more like it :yahoo: I was getting worried for a minute B)

 

 

Greek

I thought you said geek for a moment , must be my eyesight failing, or the vino taking effect :rofl:

 

Roman

Wouldn't surprise me if it was my bad typing ;) Pour yourself another one cos I am :dance:

 

 

Ancient

:cry2: :hic: the bottle empty :no:

 

 

pyramids

Oooooooo nooooooo :cry: Have a hunt in the fridge/cupboard anywhere there might be some alcohol :hic: Needed a stiff drink myself after that :lol:

 

 

Sand