The site www.diggiloo.net has a tradition every 1st of April of making a parody of the song titles and singers of each ESC.

 

Just look:

 

Semi-final 1

Draw Country Title Artist(s)

1. Montenegro Just get out of my iPod Nicole Lou Corinna Andrea

2. Czech Republic Ave Romani Bonaparti.cz

3. Belgium Hound dog Elvis Presley

4. Belarus The eyes that shagged me Petr Powers

5. Sweden Vincerò Malena är en man

6. Armenia Junk junk Inga's Manush

7. Andorra Eurovisió - la teva decisió Elena Gheorghe

8. Switzerland The deepest heights Plecia Nearctica

9. Turkey Dumb tactic Hashishe

10. Israel There must be another gay Will & Grace

11. Bulgaria Delusion Crazymir

12. Iceland For real? Yo Momma

13. FYR Macedonia Better luck (English) Next Time

14. Romania The Vietnamese girls (love you long time!) Susanne Georgi

15. Finland Lose control (of your bowels) Where's Waldo?

16. Portugal A todas as putas que eu fore Flor-i-da

17. Malta What if the one that I love is an angel Chi-Chi

18. Bosnia & Herzegovina Bistra vodka Vivat Regina

 

Semi-final 2

Draw Country Title Artist(s)

1. Croatia Lady Tena (Croatian)

Lady Linda (Spanish) Prince Igor

2. Ireland Ad nauseam Sinéad Mulvey & Ladysmith Black Mambazo

3. Latvia Bobka /

(Russian)

(Latvian) Intars Bacillus Subtilis

4. Serbia Francis Ford Coppola Penn & Teller

5. Poland I don't wanna win Lidia Ko Pha Ngan

6. Norway A tale about a fairy Alexander Reebok

7. Cyprus Firefox Christina Mozilla

8. Slovakia /

 

9. Denmark Believe? AGAIN? Dima Bilan Brinck

10. Slovenia Symfonin! Loa Falkman

11. Hungary Horepse (English) Lántsépéc (Hungarian) Marianna Zoli

12. Azerbaijan No way I Sell Trash

13. Greece Shake it like a polaroid picture Shake His Rough Ass /

14. Lithuania (English) Baklava ir smörgå (Lithuanian) Sasha Fierce

15. Moldova Whore your Sweden (Not on your) Nelly Ciobanu

16. Albania Këri më in yër drims (English) Ma mère n'endure pas ce truc (Albanian) KC Taller

17. Ukraine Be my valentine lost Svetlana Loboobdone

18. Estonia Rent-a-yacht Lonely Symphony

19. Netherlands Whine Over the Toppers

 

Final

Draw Country Title Artist(s)

3. France Et s'il fallait se taire Patricia Roquefort

10. Russia We don't wanna suck a shvili (Russian/Ukrainian) We don't wanna yush a chenko (Ukrainian) Anastasya Bitchodko

17. Germany Miss Fist Gang Bang Alex Shoots! Oscar Scores!

23. United Kingdom It's my time (of the month) Jade Ewok

25. Spain Los nachos son para mí

 

Non-participating entries

Draw Country Title Artist(s)

- Georgia I wanna (withdraw) Marie N 3G

 

or you can go here: Here

 

 

A lot of them are really lacking in creativity this year :(

I was HONESTLY rofl-ing. And still am! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

1. Montenegro Just get out of my iPod Nicole Lou Corinna Andrea

2. Czech Republic Ave Romani Bonaparti.cz

5. Sweden Vincerò Malena är en man

6. Armenia Junk junk Inga's Manush

7. Andorra Eurovisió - la teva decisió Elena Gheorghe

9. Turkey Dumb tactic Hashishe

10. Israel There must be another gay Will & Grace

11. Bulgaria Delusion Crazymir

13. FYR Macedonia Better luck (English) Next Time

14. Romania The Vietnamese girls (love you long time!) Susanne Georgi

16. Portugal A todas as putas que eu fore Flor-i-da

18. Bosnia & Herzegovina Bistra vodka Vivat Regina

5. Poland I don't wanna win Lidia Ko Pha Ngan

6. Norway A tale about a fairy Alexander Reebok

7. Cyprus Firefox Christina Mozilla

8. Slovakia /

9. Denmark Believe? AGAIN? Dima Bilan Brinck

13. Greece Shake it like a polaroid picture Shake His Rough Ass /

15. Moldova Whore your Sweden (Not on your) Nelly Ciobanu

17. Ukraine Be my valentine lost Svetlana Loboobdone

10. Russia We don't wanna suck a shvili (Russian/Ukrainian) We don't wanna yush a chenko (Ukrainian) Anastasya Bitchodko

17. Germany Miss Fist Gang Bang Alex Shoots! Oscar Scores!

Georgia I wanna (withdraw) Marie N 3G

 

^These were my 'faves' :rofl: Bolded HILARIOUS ones.

 

Still can't stop laughing :lol:

Loved Germany :rofl: :kink:

Half of them are cool and funny :w00t: :w00t: but others were hard to create something that funny :puke2: <_< ... but at least they gave a try :)

Of course, Portugal had to get the sleaziest one.

LMAO @ Germany :rofl:

LOL at Germany :rofl: I literally laughed out loud, got the odd look from my youngest :lol:

LOL at Germany :rofl: I literally laughed out loud, got the odd look from my youngest :lol:

I have actually been asked if i were okay when i was reading it :rofl: