i've been bored today and still get angry flashbacks to the way this season was handled (lol) so came up with a lil (less detailed!!) one myself
HOMETOWN/FAV THINGS
WIN krystal versace
TOP 2 victoria scone
HIGH charity kase
LOW river, anubis, elektra
ELIM nobody
start the season off with a good old fashioned, feel good non-elimination. victoria scone does NOT knee slide her way out of the competition but still loses lip-sync to krystal and establishes their rivalry early on
DRAGOTON
WIN veronica green
HIGH kitty scott-claus, krystal versace
LOW chariy kase
BTM 2 vanity milan
ELIM elektra fence
i do really feel bad for how veronica's run went, so I think she needed to be validated with a win early on in the season and this challenge was so messy that her extra-ness would easly justify it imo. vanity didn't really deserve bottom 2 but had to pull some producer shenanigans to make sure someone who could beat elektra would go in the lipsync. (this would be to sweet melody and elektra would still get to show her energy, but vanity matches it and connects more to the song)
CAMPSIDE BALL
WIN krystal versace
HIGH charity kase, scarlet harlett
LOW veronica green
BTM 2 vanity milan
ELIM anubis
krystal's look was FASHION and i enjoyed the way she was really set up as the front runner of the season early on, so she gets the win here instead of dragoton. charity once again gets the validation for her looks but is frustrated at not winning as the judges clearly want polished over conceptual. anubis brought some good from-home looks but her sewn one was not up to scratch, is demolished in the lipsynch by our assassin vanity.
ADVERT
WIN victoria scone
HIGH kitty scott-claus, choriza may, river medway
LOW veronica green
BTM 2 charity kase
ELIM scarlet harlett
victoria gets a win after feeling frustrated at being overshadowed by krystal for so many weeks. kitty and choriza are showing themselves as the personality queens of the season and are praised for their performances. river also surprises the judges by showing up and looking gorgeous on the runway. veronica has 2 low placements in a row after her early win while charity falls in the bottom, but beats scarlet in the lipsync to who do you think you are?
SNATCH GAME
WIN victoria scone
HIGH kitty scott-claus, ella vaday
LOW veronica green
BTM 2 charity kase
ELIM river medway
i know we all love river, but she was never destined to be anything but mid-season. victoria wins again and starts getting high on the confidence while kitty is high again but can't scrape the win. ella finally shows up and is told that she needs to keep standing out and not get stuck on SAFE any more. veronica does a terrible kate bush impersonation but just scrapes through over charity and river.
GIRL GROUPS
WIN krystal versace, charity kase, choriza may, vanity milan
SAFE kitty scott-claus
LOW ella vaday
BTM 2 victoria scone
ELIM veronica green
the winning group is praised for their individuality and for each of them showing the full range of what drag has to offer. kitty gets the cheryl hole treatment of standing out in a bad group, ella fails to push her personality through but is professional and knows the steps and the words. two supposed front-runners victoria and veronica are in the bottom 2 for messy performances and veronica is sent home after starting out strong in the competition, but not being able to keep it up.
FUGLY BALL
WIN charity kase
HIGH kitty scott-claus, choriza may
LOW krystal versace
BTM vanity milan
ELIM ella vaday
charity finally wins a looks challenge! this episode was truly made for her and she is on a winning streak after a few weeks in the bottom. kitty and choriza understand the assignment and are praised heavily, but kitty is still without a win. krystal gets critiqued for her charity shop look being too simple. everyone was overall very strong this week, so ella and vanity's swimwear looks put them in the bottom.
ROAST
WIN charity kase
HIGH victoria scone, kitty scott-claus
LOW choriza may
BTM 2 krystal versace
ELIM vanity milan
charity shocks everyone by looking STUNNING AND GLAM on the runway, while delivering some biting and insightful roasts. choriza gets nervous due to the language barrier and having to perform in front of an audience, is unable to live up to how funny she truly is when with her sisters. krystal and vanity are OBV the bottom 2 and krystal shows off her lip synching chops yet again, eliminating the assassin.
ACTING
WIN victoria scone
HIGH kitty
SAFE krystal versace
BTM 2 charity kase
ELIM choriza may
victoria gets a final win in the last ep before the finale after a drought of a few weeks. kitty misses out on her last opportunity to win a challenge after SIX high placements over the course of the season. charity's winning streak comes to an end spectacularly but she survives her third lipsync, sending choriza home just before the finale (who is solidified as a fan favourite)
FINALE
Victoria Scone - The force to be reckoned with. Professional, funny, campy queen who always brings well thought-out looks and an unbeatable personality. 3 wins, 1 btm 2
Krystal Versace - The young underdog who has managed to get under Victoria's seemingly impenetrable skin over the course of the season - proving that she has star power and is a huge contender for the crown. 3 wins, 1 btm 2
Charity Kase - The unpredictable, high concept, unique queen whose success is defined by her ability to hit huge highs and survive low lows. She may not be your dictionary definition of polished, but that is where her true power lies. 3 wins, 3 btm 2
Kitty Scott-Claus - A huge personality and heart, who is endlessly cheerful and brings the energy every week. Her knowledge of pop culture is unrivalled, however she never managed to break through and win a challenge and is therefore eliminated in fourth place.
WINNER ????? that's up to Rupaul to be quite honest. so probably still krystal.
4th Kitty Scott-Claus
5th Choriza May
6th Vanity Milan
7th Ella Vaday
8th Veronica Green
9th River Medway
10th Scarlett Harlett
11th Anubis
12th Elektra Fence