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Joanne for #1!

The video!

 

Love this but might SLIGHTLY prefer the original

 

I don't think this will do much in the long run, but #1 on iTunes after the Grammy performance is itself good enough at this point.

Witness 2.0

 

You're probably right. The whole project screams Witness kind of mess despite some ok-ish material

Say Something is actually pretty good, not a masterpiece or anything but at least pleasant enough for some AC airplay.

 

This should've been the lead single and Filthy should've been left just as an album opener

People getting shitloads of money for having a special show in Las Vegas.

 

It doesn't prevent them from playing elsewhere too as Celine did this year.

This is so brilliant! What a perfect way to end the era!

Just missing the top 40 is what I'm capable of

Hopefully postponed until the world ends :P

Lol why do we always have to have these discussions when an older female artist comes back and doesn't set the earth on fire on Spotify!

 

Fixed. Because nobody gets fussed over Bryan Adams or Richard Marx.

Wait a second, "(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time on You" never charted in the UK?

According to everyone here Breathe should be #1 on Official Charts but it isn't. Charts are broken :(

Drake has also 3.3m in the US, that's more like proper going after the lazy opening. It's also much better than Passionfruit managed (2.8m).

 

Top ten debut on Hot 100 should be in the bag

 

 

 

 

In the US Passionfruit reached #8 on Hot 100. I guess God's Plan will debut close to that

56-2 = 54

65-2 = 63

 

Hmm

 

The magic of the almighty Dreezy

 

Supplies the video has less views than JT's channel has subscribers :o

chill out lol it's had 0 playlist promotion in the UK other than NMF - every other newie has had a bigger fall than it

 

It has huge banners as well.. won't return to top 40, mark my words

 

Sick Boy drops 15 positions both sides of the Atlantic, they need a strong follow-up.

I thought God's Plan was an easy #1, interesting

Her audience is limited to Youtube though, for example Swish Swish has over 3-times the views of Million Reasons, yet Witness has sold way less than Joanne and its Spotify listen numbers are way worse even if we consider that it came out 7 months later.

 

The Katy Perry as we used to know doesn't SELL any more, she needs to re-brand herself or she'll fade into obscurity in a couple of years.

She sang a snippet of Donatella in Milan in front of Donatella Versace and performed Million Reasons in this

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeG6uEsgog0/

 

https://theblast.com/lady-gaga-donatella-ve...an-joanne-tour/

 

QUEEN

Every pop star ages and I don't mean her ACTUAL age, I mean her attitude, style and music. Let's take a look:

 

-Has her lyrics evolved? No

-Has her singing evolved? No

-Has her style evolved? Yes but for worse

-Does she still try to sell the same imaginary of funny Katy? Definitely YES

 

She can still be very successful: Imagine Calvin Harris giving her Feels type of bops or Mark Ronson producing groovy beats for her. She can also come with big ballad like Praying or a mid tempo pop rock single like Malibu (which was a decent success for Miley and a GREAT SONG). She just needs to EVOLVE and start being a proper pop star, the "Look at me how funny I am" times are definitely over for her. She tries it live, but her videos have been awful recently and those are the ones people will take a look at when they go to Youtube and type Katy Perry.

How many country stations there are in the UK or Australia?

 

I mean the song is ok, but the country flavours are totally pointless on this because she doesn't sound good with them.

There's a great Clean Bandit single beneath that horrifying country impersonator

04 Can't Stop The Feeling

11 Cry Me A River

04 Drink You Away

05 Filthy

04 Follow My Lead (feat. Esmée Denters)

10 Like I Love You

09 LoveStoned

08 Mirrors

10 My Love (feat. T.I.)

06 Not A Bad Thing

08 Rock Your Body

08 Senorita

10 SexyBack

05 Still On My Brain

07 Suit & Tie (feat. Jay Z)

08 Summer Love

05 Take Back The Night

05 TKO

06 Tunnel Vision

05 Until The End of Time (with Beyonce)

09 What Goes Around... Comes Around

 

Features:

05 Ayo Technology (with 50 Cent)

06 Carry Out (with Timbaland)

08 Dead and Gone (with T.I.)

09 Give It To Me (with Timbaland & Nelly Furtado)

09 Holy Grail (with Jay Z)

09 Love Never Felt So Good (with Michael Jackson)

09 Love Sex Magic (with Ciara)

07 Signs (with Snoop Dogg & Charlie Wilson)

07 Work It (with Nelly)

06 4 Minutes (with Madonna & Timbaland)

 

Esmee Denters LMAO