Qween

Princ can get all my votes for his hair alone *.*

The song isn’t for me at all but I liked the performance and it makes more sense live than on record (even if she can’t sing)

Nice of Germany to rope in Spock on strings

It’s also so transparent and cynical to send a young female with a Disney ballad - typical Israel

The disconnect between the fake cheering and bored stiff audience telling the whole story

Luxembourg is EVERYTHING I want from Eurovision, including the dodgy vocals *.*

Luxembourg win the best use of the floor screen award

That does feel like it might be an NQ but it absolutely doesn’t deserve to - one of the best of the night

Denmark would have been an absolute SMASH 10 years ago, but now a qualification feels like a win

That’s very good and the performance really works, but it feels like standard France being overhyped

SAND SAAAAAND

BRING BACK HAZEL

She sang the shit out of that

Malta is a lot - I don’t like the song but as a package it works and will surely do very well

I’m choosing to view the splayed legs as a tribute to Dame Geri Halliwell *.*

Lithuania was a song that was performed

Greece feels like what we’ve been missing so far - classic Eurovision perfectly executed

I still don’t think the song is going to connect with the public, but if that isn’t a jury top 10 I don’t know what is

Petition for Hazel to host every Eurovision ever

I mean it’s technically amazing but it also a bit hollow - the last minute is amazing though

I feel like watching this on MUTE would be a more rewarding experience - I don’t even dislike the song it’s just a bit forgettable

That did little to nothing on record but really works live

Lovely harmonies, beautiful harmonies

This is almost Mae Muller levels of voxical TALANT

Poor Emmy is on power save mode