Qween

Much as I love an older female giving her all for the appeal of 3 online gays, this is not quite hitting the mark

I prefer to think of Benson Boone as Harry Styles for Mormons

Aside from the fact that is NOT the face of a 29 year old, I think that just about did what it needed to

Ten pound Harry Styles

Hazel GETS IT - already one of the best hosts we’ve had

The only thing that matters tonight is Erika

Cyprus was the only real loss there, but not really a surprise

How the f*** did Portugal qualify on a public vote???

This new format feels oddly anticlimactic

Yay Iceland - well deserved

Norway quite lucky there I think

Hazel is WONDERFUL

Not one but TWO Wicked references, what times we live in

Natalia Gordienko solidifying her place in history! Nobody ever said the note needed to be in tune *.*

Made in Switzerland the best song of the night

Long live Queen Petra of Mede

10 Spain 09 Switzerland 08 Iceland 08 The Netherlands 07 Albania 07 Sweden 07 Poland 06 Cyprus 06 San Marino 06 Norway 06 Belgium 05 Slovenia 04 Portugal 04 Croatia 03 Italy 03 Ukraine 02 Azerbaijan (10/10 for enjoyment though) 00 Estonia

Loving the effort to recreate an early 2000s soapstar to popstar vehicle down to the dodgy nocals

Theo looks like an AI creation of an attractive man

Shame the camera f***ed up halfway through

This really stands out in a year of spectacle - it’s a lovely song in its own right but feels like it ticks a lot of boxes to do really well

The staging / lighting is very impressive - it’s just a shame zero thought was given to the song. Good things it’s not a song contest.

I didn’t really care much for that on record but it worked well live - a few dud notes here and there but feels like it will do very well on Saturday

Impressive staging from Albania

San Marino is 30 seconds repeated 6 times, and yet among the best of the night