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Finland is very good but haven’t really understood the winner hype at all

If this is what a Moldovan welcome looks like, I’d rather not xox

Not getting the hate for France! She performed it really well and it’s a solid song.

France Francing once again

The performance lifted the song a little, it’s still very annoying but hopefully will escape the bottom 5

Croatia was one of the few that stood out to me when listening through. The performance doesn’t add anything but a really good song / package.

Bulgaria is everything I hate about Eurovision, but in this blandest of an evening at least it has some energy

Czechia actually a very good song and very strong performance too. Easy second so far behind Delta.

Nice of Sam Nivola to make an appearance for Czechia

This is a bad song sung badly but he can have +3 for the hair, +2 for the butt and +1 for the arms

Mr Malta has amazing hair

The best thing about Serbia is I will never have to hear it again

I like to think the brief was Delta’s perf was one word: MORE

Delta just OBLITERATED the competition in every way imaginable

Ukraine sending a good entry shocker - it’s been 84 years

Unfortunately despite the great performance I can’t give Greece more than 3 because the “song” is just unbearable

It’s truly a skill to be out of breath whilst giving SO f***ING LITTLE

I’m agog that Micheal Ostrowski is a living breathing human being in 2026 and hasn’t been in cryofreeze for the last 50 years

Not sure highlighting this lyrical masterpiece is going to help his cause…

It’s giving week 1 X Factor exit

Poor Belgium was too busy dancing on the ice to write a chorus for her song, so sad

The Israeli song is mediocre at best, so hopefully the juries won’t reward it as much as last year

Oh no, my TV has experienced a temporary 3 minute error

Germany - 8/10 Everything I want from Eurovision - absolutely faceless and devoid of all artistry but a bop

I’m always here for a lukewarm slice of reheated generobop