Qween

I feel like watching this on MUTE would be a more rewarding experience - I don’t even dislike the song it’s just a bit forgettable

That did little to nothing on record but really works live

Lovely harmonies, beautiful harmonies

This is almost Mae Muller levels of voxical TALANT

Poor Emmy is on power save mode

Much as I love an older female giving her all for the appeal of 3 online gays, this is not quite hitting the mark

I prefer to think of Benson Boone as Harry Styles for Mormons

Aside from the fact that is NOT the face of a 29 year old, I think that just about did what it needed to

Ten pound Harry Styles

Hazel GETS IT - already one of the best hosts we’ve had

The only thing that matters tonight is Erika

Cyprus was the only real loss there, but not really a surprise

How the f*** did Portugal qualify on a public vote???

This new format feels oddly anticlimactic

Yay Iceland - well deserved

Norway quite lucky there I think

Hazel is WONDERFUL

Not one but TWO Wicked references, what times we live in

Natalia Gordienko solidifying her place in history! Nobody ever said the note needed to be in tune *.*

Made in Switzerland the best song of the night

Long live Queen Petra of Mede

10 Spain 09 Switzerland 08 Iceland 08 The Netherlands 07 Albania 07 Sweden 07 Poland 06 Cyprus 06 San Marino 06 Norway 06 Belgium 05 Slovenia 04 Portugal 04 Croatia 03 Italy 03 Ukraine 02 Azerbaijan (10/10 for enjoyment though) 00 Estonia

Loving the effort to recreate an early 2000s soapstar to popstar vehicle down to the dodgy nocals

Theo looks like an AI creation of an attractive man

Shame the camera f***ed up halfway through