Qween

This really stands out in a year of spectacle - it’s a lovely song in its own right but feels like it ticks a lot of boxes to do really well

The staging / lighting is very impressive - it’s just a shame zero thought was given to the song. Good things it’s not a song contest.

I didn’t really care much for that on record but it worked well live - a few dud notes here and there but feels like it will do very well on Saturday

Impressive staging from Albania

San Marino is 30 seconds repeated 6 times, and yet among the best of the night

Someone needed to sit him down many years ago and say “Enough”

I’m struggling to remember an entry that gets everything so wrong - it’s truly a wonder to behold

He’s inventing new notes never heard before

Azerbaijan should be STUDIED - has any country fallen so far so fast. This is comically awful.

Italy is Italy so will of course do really well, but i just find it all so off putting - he’s like a combination of the child catcher and MJ

Time for the haunted mannequin of Lucio Corsi to consume your nightmares

Belgium does what it sets out to do very well - not entirely my thing but it’s a good package overall

Norway is fine - they had much better in the NF but it’s at least got some energy which is sorely lacking so far tonight

What would Eurovision be without a scandi twink with the vocal capability of a sparrow

Portugal is forgettable dullardry anyway, but coming after Sweden it feels even worse

If Sweden win it’ll be irksome as it’s a fine novelty entry but its testament to how weak a year it is that’s it’s the favourite

Ukraine is somehow less appealing than on record, which takes some doing

Spain is absolutely everything I want from Eurovision - incredible

The Spanish Nadine Coyle *.*

To be fair … there’s always reasonable chance of it coming true. This year doesn’t feel like it though.

Estonia is a song designed to appeal to the worst people of humanity. -12455/10

Slovenia is…fine. I quite like the performance visuals but the song is the epitome of meh.

Justyna is amazing and giving it 100000%, but the song itself isn’t up to much

Iceland is everything I should hate - but it somehow works. 8/10

Hazels jacket is amazing *.*