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SHE WOZ MAH NEYBURR WHEN WE WERR FERTEEEN

Slovenia should sail through but, I'm worried.

GO SLOVENIA

I eventually grew to love this but I wonder if it will be too abrasive on first listen for Europe?

I don't know how it's happened but I think Finland is worse than Montenegro.

Well thanks for coming.

That doesn't translate live half as good as Eleni, but I'd be majorly surprised if that doesn't go through.

Good evening to Assi Azar and Assi Azar only *.*

Certainly Netta gets the party going better than Salvador!

Let's go ladies!

I'm most worried for Belarus tonight, I need my Soviet Pop Princess in the final.

18th // Average Score 4.42 Russia 2008 Believe Dima Bilan -72s4WzUcKI Highest Score: 10 (Alex!) Lowest Score: 0 (JackJones) Eurovision 2008 was, in my humble yet superior opinion, one of the best Eurovision Song Contest's of all time. Secret Combination! Qele Qele! Euroband! Hold On Be Strong! Shady motherf***ing Lady! And of course not forgetting Supreme Dame Of Buzzjack Harlot Perrelli, Europe was not worthy! So for this to win was an anti-climax. Nevertheless, it led to Terry Wogan stepping down from the UK commentary job so it wasn't a total disaster. Dima had already come 3rd two years earlier in Athens with the far superior 'Never Let You Go' but the stars aligned in Belgrade for the first and perhaps long overdue Russian victory. The song was written and produced by American producer Jim Beanz, who had worked with Nelly Furtado, Shakira and Gwen Stefani to name drop but a few!

Jon Ola Sand would've been sweating buckets and I'm not talking about the Tel Aviv heat!

19th // Average Score 3.89 Portugal 2017 Amar Pelos Dois Salvador Sobral Qotooj7ODCM Highest Score: 11 (Jason) Lowest Score: 0 (cantthinkofaname, Alex!, Cqmerqn, Liam, JackJones, nickthenoodle, Theonix) Well that's a lot of zero scores but this is potentially the ultimate marmite winner. The perennial underdogs of Eurovision, Portugal entered the 2017 contest having never finished in the top 5. All that changed when Salvador smashed the points record, even outdoing Alexander Rybak on the old voting system, so I suppose that's something to be thankful for? Portugal really built on hype in Eurovision Week, leaving pre-contest favourite Italy in their dust. It was only the second time since the national language rule drop in 1999 that a song containing no English lyrics won. Do I still listen to this song? No, but I do respect it's place in the list of winners, more so than the previous two entries on this list.

PREDICT Cyprus Slovenia Czech Republic Hungary Belarus Serbia Australia Iceland Estonia Greece WANT Cyprus Slovenia Czech Republic Hungary Belarus Serbia Australia Iceland Portugal Greece I know that's very optimistic of me to have 9 overlaps in my predictions/preference and I expect an upset or two. Wouldn't be mad if Poland, Estonia or San Marino went through though, it's quite a strong semi final actually.

20th // Average Score 3.61 Latvia 2002 I Wanna Marie N T4GOSw7v0N0 Highest Score: 7 (Alex!) Lowest Score: 0 (Jerick, xajnipi) Just narrowly missing out on last place, despite receiving two nul points, it's Latvia's contribution to the winners lounge. 'I Wanna' was again one of those 'where did that come from?!?' winners, after everything was pointing at a Maltese victory in Tallinn. Latvia wasn't even supposed to take part in 2002, after being relegated due to a poor result the year before, however Portugal declined to enter the contest, so Latvia took their place and the rest is history. Again this was the second year in a row where the top 5 was flawless except for the winner! I guess this was the beginning of the gimmick era in Eurovision with her androgynous look and striptease stage show.

21st // Average Score 3.39 Estonia 2001 Everybody Tanel Padar, Dave Benton & 2XL wri72BfnGh4 Highest Score: 10 (gooddelta) Lowest Score: 1 (cantthinkofaname, Jerick, nickthenoodle, Theonix, alby) Taking the wooden spoon is Estonia's only Eurovision winner to date. They were a real shock winner, coming out of nowhere to beat the favourites Denmark, Greece and France to become the first ex Soviet country to win the entire shebang. Dave Benton was also the first black person and the oldest contestant (at the time) to win the contest. Widely regarded as a naff winner from the dark era of early 00's televoting, fans of the duo were devastated to discover that there would not be a follow-up single, as Tanel and Dave fell out shortly after the contest, only reuniting in Tallinn a year later. For me, I don't mind this as a fun noughties Eurovision song but there were much better choices for a winner, Natasha St-Pier and Antique especially as two of the all time greatest Eurovision songs. I feel like this is the type of song that people who don't like Eurovision, think the contest is still full of.

X0lSlgR7odo Welcome Buzzjack! It's once again time for the greatest show on Earth. This year we're in Tel Aviv thanks to Netta's win for Israel in Lisbon last year with the clucktastic 'Toy'. Last year we had stage invasions, the total destruction of bloc voting and Fuego. Can we top that this year? Well the first semi final promises a veritable feast of Euro delights including flying Australians, Portuguese ARTPOP and Icelandic BDSM. The first semi final has 17 of this year's acts competing for 10 spots in the final. France, Spain and Israel will also be broadcasting and voting in this semi final. So get ready gays and girls, let the Eurovision Song Contest BEGIN! O1NLgMwLOeQ 01. Tamta - Replay 02. D mol - Heaven 03. Darude feat. Sebastian Rejman - Look Away 04. Tulia - Fire of Love (Pali się) 05. Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - Sebi 06. Lake Malawi - Friend of a Friend 07. Joci Pápai - Az én apám 08. ZENA - Like It 09. Nevena Božović - Kruna 10. Eliot - Wake Up 11. Oto Nemsadze - Keep on Going 12. Kate Miller-Heidke - Zero Gravity 13. Hatari - Hatrið mun sigra 14. Victor Crone - Storm 15. Conan Osiris - Telemóveis 16. Katerine Duska - Better Love 17. Serhat - Say Na Na Na

Only lost Croatia, which isn't a disaster so well done Buzzjack, what a final! *.*

Ireland through please!

Your reminder of this robbed bop XLJ8NkNbs_s

YAS ALBANIA TALENT WINS http://i.imgur.com/Hlr8nLf.gif

Didn't expect Russia through here but pleasantly surprised!

Presented without comment

Probably not a surprise for Buzzjack, but it would be on Thursday night I think.