Ariels

It must be so hard for Diana, being the greatest X Factor contestant of all time. BRING IT ON.

This is all happening very fast. It's almost as if everyone has reached their peaks already. So incredibly pleased for Selena. Keep going!!

I can definitely envisage a Lawson #1.

This is such a difficult one to predict. I am willing it to do well so I went top ten.

What has John Newman done in order to gain all of this sudden support?

He already had the milk so why would he go buy the cow?

Go on Agnetha! The Agnetha resurgence is on.

#TeamSats

Oh. Well that was a fairly quick Number 1 wasn't it? Takes all the excitement out of it. Unless Miss J does can take over.

It will be nice to have a bit of mainstream pop injected back into the charts this week.

Ooh hello Demi. I hope Selena can emulate her success in July. And well done StooShe, looks as though they are back on form.

This is like a repeat of Girls Aloud v Olly Murs, except now it's their support acts.

I always find Newsbeat to be so Newsround-esque. Anyway, it's done and dusted and now and I hope we can all move on. It has certainly been a weird week for people genuinely interested in the chart.

Well, this has certainly been an interesting week for us chart fans hasn't it? It has been so funny to see everyone outside our little circle reacting to a song in this way.

It's always nice to have a surprise number 1, rather than constantly having one hat radio has fed to us.

Could not be happier for The Sats. Never have a band deserved it more.

Serious WOW at Ant & Dec. That is hilarious.

Oh I love Part Of Me. Also nice to see all of the the Comic Relief singles.

1. Girls Aloud (aka the greatest pop artists of all time) 2. Diana Vickers 3. Kelly Clarkson 4. Little Mix 5. Carrie Underwood 6. Leona Lewis 7. Alexandra Burke 8. Cher Lloyd 9. Will Young 10. Olly Murs

Oh YES. I feel a lot of pride, I won't lie. They deserve it.

Gosh 11 pages already. I wonder why...

The success of a Scherzinger single is so unpredictable. She really is a boomerang. Happy for her though.

Ooh this is the firt time I've checked the chart in ages. Well doneTaylor! Such a great song. I hope she can climb even more.

James Arthur is doing The Power Of Love. Everyone hold tight.

So if Girls Aloud are 16k ahead of One Direction - is their Number 2 *fairly* safe?