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Based on my very scientific, 100% objective (no feelings involved) and most importantly accurate HYPE research, I have concluded the songs of BJSC 168 have the following qualification odds as of right now, but note these odds are not final: semi one 9.35 ⚙ Aeroche ⚙ Active Child - Johnny Belinda 7.75 ⚙ Bøtanikkä ⚙ Loona - Vamos A La Playa 7.65 ⚙ Hendinia ⚙ Victoria & Anitta - GET UP BITCH! shake ya ass 7.45 ⚙ République d'Áskorza ⚙ Julie Bergan - Dive 7.40 ⚙ Altyr Muunilinst ⚙ Cassyette - Over It 7.35 ⚙ Jupiterdonia ⚙ Poppy - Motorbike 7.35 ⚙ Cadelicia ⚙ TSHA - Green 7.30 ⚙ Kyriatine ⚙ Meg Smith - jesus christ in a mini skirt 7.25 ⚙ Zanmatony ⚙ Nemahsis - coloured concrete 7.25 ⚙ POPHub ⚙ CATTY - Healing Out Of Spite 7.25 ⚙ Kluminican Republic ⚙ Leftwing : Kody & Raphi - Delirious 6.50 ⚙ Lookylion ⚙ Lady Blackbird - Whatever His Name 5.85 ⚙ Neliönoir ⚙ Coco & Clair Clair - My Girl 5.80 ⚙ Aesthetica ⚙ ADÉLA - HOMEWRECKED 5.50 ⚙ Persephonia ⚙ Die Nerven - ACHTZEHN 5.50 ⚙ New Lexico ⚙ Bea And Her Business - Safety Net 5.35 ⚙ Harmonica ⚙ Blondfire - True Confessions 4.75 ⚙ Land of DW ⚙ Musta Hanhi - SANON KAIKKI OK (K Henkka Remix) 4.75 ⚙ FARC ⚙ Last Night On Earth - Sleeping Pills 4.50 ⚙ Hinterlandia ⚙ Kaeto - PACIFIST 4.20 ⚙ Herbilore ⚙ That Woman - Hymn For A Woman 3.95 ⚙ Hushkanukia ⚙ KATSEYE - Debut 3.50 ⚙ Singerpurear ⚙ The Fizz - Amen 3.00 ⚙ Cheiron ⚙ 76th Street - The Lipstick Lounge 3.00 ⚙ Dobago ⚙ d3r & m1v - no escape (feat. asteria) 1.75 ⚙ Macromia ⚙ Husse & Machel - HELLO KITTY 1.50 ⚙ Aelandor ⚙ Seo Jayeong - Feel 0.00 ⚙ Niceland ⚙ Elle Limebear - Bye Fear There is far less data available relating to semi two, so I'm less confident in those predictions. semi two 3.60 ⚙ Cor Lupus ⚙ emlyn - the devil called 2.75 ⚙ The Spodic Empire ⚙ DragonForce - Through The Fire And Flames 2.30 ⚙ Thelonia ⚙ Metronomy & Porij - Petit Boy 2.25 ⚙ Utopia ⚙ Or:la - Chant 2.20 ⚙ Wholune ⚙ Sports Team - I'm In Love (Subaru) 2.20 ⚙ Terra Avium ⚙ James K - Blinkmoth (July Mix) 2.10 ⚙ Pestolia ⚙ REYSHA RAMI - black0ut 2.10 ⚙ Kathaldazia ⚙ benzii - beine spüren 2.10 ⚙ Ajanaeda ⚙ Teen Jesus And The Jean Teasers - AHHHH! 2.10 ⚙ Cumulonimbia ⚙ oqbqbo & Scandinavian Star - Dandelions 2.10 ⚙ Jadakissnia ⚙ TEMMIS - ICE 579 2.00 ⚙ Fljótavík ⚙ No Mana - Solarpunk 2.00 ⚙ Séyetana ⚙ Pixel Grip - Stamina 2.00 ⚙ Mothertopia ⚙ Avalon - Deadbeat Boy 2.00 ⚙ Trifoski ⚙ ericdoa - dancinwithsomebawdy 2.00 ⚙ Danæviia ⚙ Talking To Shadows - Valentina 2.00 ⚙ Skall ⚙ Kindness - I'll Be Back 1.35 ⚙ Sovarasma ⚙ N.Y.P.D. - 冷氣機滴水 1.25 ⚙ Sandénia ⚙ Cassie Henderson - Seconds To Midnight (11:59) 1.10 ⚙ Ben's Sanctuary ⚙ Elderbrook - Numb 1.00 ⚙ FSR Rontvia ⚙ Rachel K Collier - Kiye Yuku Hana (feat. Saruri) 1.00 ⚙ Bronzil ⚙ Attractive Chaos - Words On A Letter 1.00 ⚙ Lotunia ⚙ Lissie - Further Away (Romance Police) 0.25 ⚙ Suedeonia ⚙ AsapSCIENCE - The Pi Song 2.0 (200 Digits Of π) 0.20 ⚙ Eastovka ⚙ The Linda Lindas - Yo Me Estreso (feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic) 0.00 ⚙ Greenfroze ⚙ tuki. - HYURURIRAPAPPA 0.00 ⚙ East Rukahavian ⚙ The Palais - Better Than This 0.00 ⚙ Scotland 2 ⚙ Scott Walker & SUNN O))) - Fetish (Basically this is just based on other predictions, and comments in the three contest threads lol.)

Also using this chance to pimp my BJSC 168 blasphemy entry 'Jesus Christ in a Mini Skirt' by Meg Smith. Pop banger with beautiful lyrics about love, lust, and . A surefire way to rile up all of your conservative friends and family, coming to a Tr*mp rally near you.. maybe? Don't leave me in the semis again pls. Vote.

(totally did not forget about this) TEXAS Summer Son Contest: 90s vs. 00s [spin-Off] Date & Place: April 2018 in Aeroche Results (Final): 5th out of 38 songs Results (Semi): N/A Results (Overall): N/A Trivia / Accolades: - First Spin-Off entry for Mosquetania and for me overall - First Top 10 and Top 5 placement in any contest - Only song I have sent TO DATE that was not released in the 21st century (or post 2010 tbh) - Therefore easily the oldest song I have sent in any contest 7uIFISklvXY Gotta love the church bell trend of the late 90's and honestly this still slaps SO hard. I remember I had rather recently rediscovered this song at the time of submitting it to my first spin-off and was so happy to see my love for this song was shared by so many of the participants. After getting my ass handed to me in the first main contest it was a nice consolation prize to immediately go top 5 in a spin-off afterwards. I remember the final was really exciting for me and I even peaked at #2 a couple of times during the results reveal. Although the top spot was never within reach given just how much of a landslide victory this was for Espen, but I was happy with my performance in the end. Not bad at all for a second outing! The competition was strong too, with Texas managing to outperform a whopping 33 other songs, a lot of which were proper bangers! Today I think my points would have been distributed a little differently but Ojnoj (10th), Espen (1st), and Botanikka (12th) would have given each other a good run, although I think it would have been a gold medal for Addy this time around (shocked it didn't go top 10 tbh). Happy to see Jade get some love too, our preferences don't always go together but from what I've seen in the past we usually see eye-to-eye when it comes to a cheesy early noughties bops lmao. Overall a very solid first spin-off entry for me, but 'Suburbia' still stays on top. All Entries Ranking: 01. Kilian & Jo ft. Erik Rapp - Suburbia (BJSC 103) 02. Texas - Summer Son (Spin-Off 90/00) (Updated in real time as I revisit further entries.) My '90s VS 00s' votes: +18 » 2000s » Ojnoj × Blue Lagoon - Break My Stride +15 » 2000s » Jadakissnia × Arash - Temptation (feat. Rebecca) +13 » 1990s » Espen × Chicane - Saltwater (feat. Maire Brennan) +12 » 1990s » Land of DW × Kim'Kay - Lilali +11 » 1990s » Bøtanikkä × Ace Of Base - Beautiful Life +10 » 1990s » Dobago × BT - Flaming June +09 » 1990s » Lotunia × Secret Garden - Windancer +08 » 1990s » Fljótavík × The KLF - Justified and Ancient (Stand By The JAMs) (feat. Tammy Wynette) +07 » 1990s » Holland-Oats × Pulp - Common People +06 » 2000s » Aeroche × Darude - Feel The Beat +05 » 2000s » Platformtrainersdonia × Artful Dodger (feat. Melanie Blatt) - Twentyfourseven +04 » 2000s » St. Burbia × Keri Hilson - Turn My Swag On +03 » 1990s » Altyr Muunilinst × Vanessa Williams - 2 Of A Kind +02 » 2000s » Niceland × The Knife - Like a Pen +01 » 1990s » New Lexico × Starz On 54 - If You Could Read My Mind

POP SEMI LETS GO!OOO!!

just wait til you hear the lyrics :kink:

ADDY YOU DID NOT JUST SEND THAT SONG :lol: getting serious flashbacks to Mallorca '99 rn just by seeing that song here

Who tf is voting for Espeon when we still have basic bitch Flareon in this as well as that AURORA copycat??

You might wanna skip my song if you like your job tbh :lol:

Kyriatine is ready for some quality blasphemy in Taahino :cheer:

Omg Lindsey this was your first win??? Congratulations even though it was LONG overdue!!

Vote ted

Wait did I actually forget to answer question 12 :lol: not that it mattered since I flopped hard but still lmao

lol MY VOTES: +12 ◾ Qualified +10 ◾ Qualified +08 ◾ Qualified +07 ◾ Qualified +06 ◾ Qualified +05 ◾ Qualified +04 ◾ Qualified +03 ◾ Qualified +02 ◾ Qualified +01 ◾ Qualified COMMISSERATIONS: --- ◾ Qualified --- ◾ Qualified --- ◾ Qualified --- ◾ FARC ◾ Devstar & Tasty Lopez 'Run From You'

Twenty SIXTH?? In a pop friendly semi?? I'm convinced most of y'all didn't even bother to listen to my song 😤

21st here I come 😎 EDIT: LOL I posted that at the same time as my results.

KILIAN & JO feat. ERIK RAPP Suburbia Contest: Buzzjack Song Contest 103 [CIII] Date & Place: March 2018 in Åsnesia, Tinnmark Results (Final): Did Not Qualify Results (Semi): 28th out of 30 songs (27 points) Results (Overall): 54th out of 61 songs Trivia / Accolades: - First ever entry for Mosquetania - Also the First Entry in the Main Contest and for me overall - First non-qualifying entry - Lowest placement in a semi final (tie) rU5EQItO9-U 'Suburbia' was my very first entry and I for sure thought I had a hit on my hands. But looking back now, 6 years later and I... still think I was robbed. Honestly this is SUCH a banger, and to be reminded that not only did I not qualify but I was literally scraping the bottom of the barrel is honestly SHOCKING for me. This hits SO hard and knowing how many dance fans there are in this game it's strange to be reminded that they all either were in the wrong semi or just slept on this masterpiece. This is one of my all time favourite songs and it still gives me goosebumps. Deserved to not only qualify but based on the songs I remember from that final it would have been a well deserved Top 5 entry (totally not biased and all that), personally I feel like it would have been a deserving winner but I suppose we all feel that way about our entries every time lmao. The song has such a sexy beat that makes me feel the urge to actually make my way to a club in Berlin despite being close to 5 years sober now. There is just something about this song that is legit filthy but beautiful at the same time, and it just makes. me. feel. things. If anything I think I love this song even more today than I did back in 2018. I gave my 18 points to FSR Rontvia's eventual runner-up/tied co-winner 'Lost Without You', which of course went on to be a huge hit IRL afterwards, while the actual winner (New Lexico) got 9 points from me. I don't recall the winner at all but it features Bree Runway who has released some solid stuff since. No doubt these were deserving of their eventual placements but for me personally 'Suburbia' has my preference by far. Other great songs that I spotted on my ticket include my 15-pointer Bishop Briggs (14th), my first introduction to Vera Blue (21st) who eventually represents my nation as well, and the same for Robinson (18th) who has since become a mainstay on my pop playlists. CXLOE (41st) is also someone I didn't realise I'd been introduced to so long ago. Finally, seeing the other finalists I'm a bit shocked to see I didn't give any points to KSHMR's 'Shiva' (10th) as it actually made its way onto my playlist in the aftermath. Don't know any of the other non-qualifiers at a glance, but no doubt there were probably some other injustices in this contest given how I fared. All Entries Ranking: 01. Kilian & Jo ft. Erik Rapp - Suburbia (BJSC 103) (Updated in real time as I revisit further entries.) My BJSC 103 votes: +18 :: FSR Rontvia :: Freya Ridings - Lost Without You (Live At St Pancras Old Church) +15 :: East Rukahavian :: Bishop Briggs - White Flag +13 :: Lotunia :: FAUN - Federkleid +12 :: Tartford :: Vera Blue - Lady Powers +11 :: Bhangra :: Offer Nissim feat. Ania Bukstein - Rokedet +10 :: #00274E :: Mai Lan - Blaze Up +09 :: New Lexico :: Metroplane feat. Bree Runway - Word Of Mouth +08 :: Daehun :: Riton & Kah-Lo - Fake ID +07 :: FARC :: Miriam Bryant - Black Car +06 :: Espen :: Flight Facilities feat. NÏKA - Need You +05 :: Unovia :: Robinson - Nothing To Regret +04 :: Buzzjack Mountain :: Ace - Heavensent +03 :: Ramrynia :: Asmik Shiroyan - You & I +02 :: Holland-Oats :: CXLOE - Monster +01 :: South Danaelanda :: Elektronomia & JJD - Free

I'll be revisiting my BJSC + Spin-Off entries (36 BJSC entries, 11 Spin-Off entries) in this thread for both Mosquetania (2018-2022) and Kyriatine (2022-Present) in chronological order. Going over how I feel about the entry now, whether I think its placement was deserved or not, as well as how I rate it compared to other entries I've sent. First up will be my very debut entry for BJSC 103: (feat. Erik Rapp), which got me what was, until very recently, my worst result ever when it placed 28th in its semi lol. It held this title alone until it was matched by my BJSC 164 entry in April of this year.

But wait, aren't there rules about songs released before September 1st or something? Or is that only regarding live performances?

I've voted! Four songs I wanted to vote for but had to leave off the ticket this time, although I'm sure at least some of them should qualify. Really tough semi, no idea if I'll qualify especially seeing as the Spotify preview did not showcase the best parts of the song so hopefully people are not voting based on that lol. Fully preparing for another visit to my good ol' 21st place tho

This is so beautiful. Absolutely a contender in my eyes!

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Has anyone heard of this Charli 120 chick? wonder if she'll get Vetoed if I submit her new song with William Eyelash

KlumRep, PopHub & Aeroche are the only correct top 3 don't get it twisted.

New merch just in!!

I'd say this fits the bill of being the Scottish flag, but more: