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Dolly Parton vs Dolly Parton vs Ultra Nate, who'd thought it. Goodness help you on here if you want Movin' To The Sun to,be #1 on Friday.

With the hyped up media coverage incoming, I reckon it's about 12/1 for an Dolly Top 2.

Kenny Rodgers for goodness sake and Dolly Parton, Shanequa get it right.

Ultra Nate to take the #1 spot on Friday, happy days.

Ella going the right way.

Uncle Bryn and Nessa have the highest charting version.

Sienna Spiro’s “Great Expectation” is just another privileged 20-year-old turning her self-inflicted delusion about a ghosting older man into a glossy piano ballad.

Can open that Diet Coke now,

The man Olivia Dean needed was Sam Fender.

Not a patch on Christina Aguilera's 'Beautiful'.

It might do, I wouldn't rule it out just yet.

5-1 now against the new East Anglia yo-yo club.

It's the angst anthems from the 2006-2009 era.

You're always be #1 of that week in my eyes, Olivia.

Alyssa Grace’s “Bloodstream” is the musical equivalent of a teenager live-streaming their breakdown for likes while pretending it’s profound art. It’s three minutes of thinly veiled diary entries dressed up as folk-pop trauma theater. Acoustic guitar? Check. Quivering, artificially cracked vocals that sound like someone forcing a sob on command? Check. Recycled trauma-to-TikTok pipeline lyrics about daddy issues, a toxic boyfriend who punches doors but “never laid hands,” crying on mom’s floor, and the deeply original metaphor of wanting someone “out of my bloodstream”? Check, check, and check.

Katie Waissel, Zoe Alexander, Jedward, Misha B to name but a few. The judges didn't care about their acts, they convinently saw them on camera.

0.1 seconds of 'Sue Me' is far better than Rein Me In.

Just the one,

Well, I think we can say this has been a resounding success for Femke moving up to 800m.

Scratch that, all you need is a Maguire handball followed by an own goal.

Hurt by Christina Aguilera to go.

Almost a second for them.

Can Max and Cindy bugger off please now.

How far up Keely Hodgkinson's backside were the BBC at the European Athletics Championship almost pinning the gold on her.