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Arsenal have agreed a deal out of nowhere for Andria Bartishvili, according to reports. Fabrizio Romano is reporting that the Gunners are set to sign the 17-year-old when he turns 18. They will pay just shy of £4million for the teenager who will sign a five-year deal.

Nottingham Forest are working on a deal to sign Harrison Armstrong from Everton. According to the Athletic, talks are underway to bring the 19-year-old to the City Ground for a £40million fee, plus a sell-on clause.

Nottingham Forest are close to reaching an agreement with Crystal Palace for Daniel Munoz. Forest made a £22m bid earlier this week and negotiations are now at the final stages.

Saturday 29th August Liverpool 2-0 Nottingham Forest (12:30) Bournemouth 2-1 Everton Coventry City 2-2 Hull City Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Newcastle United (17:30) Sunday 30th August Chelsea 2-0 Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Leeds United 1-1 Brentford (14:00) Sunderland 1-0 Fulham (14:00) Manchester United 3-0 Ipswich Town (16:30) Monday 31st August Aston Villa 1-2 Arsenal (20:00)

Ollie Watkins is undergoing a medical ahead of completing a £50m move to Al Hilal from Aston Villa. Villa have confirmed the signing of Nicolas Jackson in a club-record £65m deal as Watkins' replacement. The club have also reached a verbal agreement with Paris Saint-Germain to sign long-term target Ibrahim Mbaye for £47m.

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Crystal Palace 1-3 Manchester City

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Champagne is in the cooler for the moment

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Aston Villa boss Unai Emery has appeared to confirm that Ollie Watkins will leave the club and that they will sign Nicolas Jackson from Chelsea. Watkins is set to join Al Hilal in a deal worth £50m, while Jackson is set to be his replacement. A fixed fee of £47.5m has been agreed for Jackson, with add-ons that could take it to £65m.

Ipswich have completed the signing of midfielder Exequiel Palacios from Bayer Leverkusen. The deal is worth up to £23.5m, with the Tractor Boys paying a fixed fee of £19.4m.

Chelsea defender Mamadou Sarr has joined Real Sociedad on a season-long loan. It is a straight loan, with the Spanish side paying a fee for the transaction.

Brentford have completed the signing of Senegal international El Hadji Malick Diouf from West Ham United. Diouf joins in a deal worth up to £40m. Brentford are paying a fixed fee of £35m plus £5m in add-ons.

Bournemouth have completed the signing of goalkeeper Michele Di Gregorio on a season-long loan from Juventus.

Manchester United have completed the signing of midfielder Carlos Baleba from Brighton. The deal is worth up to £70m, made up of a £65m guaranteed fee plus £5m in add-ons. The midfielder has joined on a five-year contract which includes the option of a further year.

Chelsea have agreed a £7.5m deal with Aston Villa to sign goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez. There are question marks now about whether Chelsea's current goalkeepers, Robert Sanchez and Mike Penders, will remain at Stamford Bridge for the season.

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3 Dolly Parton songs potentially in the Top 40 tomorrow.

Club Brugge have granted centre-back Joel Ordonez permission to have a medical with Crystal Palace. The deal under discussion is for a loan with a conditional obligation to buy for £24m plus add-ons. Aston Villa had also been in talks with Club Brugge to sign Ordonez.