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Ollie Watkins is undergoing a medical ahead of completing a £50m move to Al Hilal from Aston Villa. Villa have confirmed the signing of Nicolas Jackson in a club-record £65m deal as Watkins' replacement. The club have also reached a verbal agreement with Paris Saint-Germain to sign long-term target Ibrahim Mbaye for £47m.

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You Had Me to go.

Thank f*** this interminable, pretentious Geordie misery-w*** is finally getting the ACR it deserves so the charts can stop being held hostage by one overrated dirge.

Crystal Palace 1-3 Manchester City

It's finally happened, get the f*** in there, the whore of the UK Charts 'Rein Me In' has finally f***ed off to ACR even with Sam Fender and Olivia Deans tactics it's happened. Sitting in the sofas champagne in hand lovely jubbily.

Champagne is in the cooler for the moment

Faith Evans then?

Love Like This would be a welcome revival.

Aston Villa boss Unai Emery has appeared to confirm that Ollie Watkins will leave the club and that they will sign Nicolas Jackson from Chelsea. Watkins is set to join Al Hilal in a deal worth £50m, while Jackson is set to be his replacement. A fixed fee of £47.5m has been agreed for Jackson, with add-ons that could take it to £65m.

Ipswich have completed the signing of midfielder Exequiel Palacios from Bayer Leverkusen. The deal is worth up to £23.5m, with the Tractor Boys paying a fixed fee of £19.4m.

Chelsea defender Mamadou Sarr has joined Real Sociedad on a season-long loan. It is a straight loan, with the Spanish side paying a fee for the transaction.

Brentford have completed the signing of Senegal international El Hadji Malick Diouf from West Ham United. Diouf joins in a deal worth up to £40m. Brentford are paying a fixed fee of £35m plus £5m in add-ons.

Bournemouth have completed the signing of goalkeeper Michele Di Gregorio on a season-long loan from Juventus.

Manchester United have completed the signing of midfielder Carlos Baleba from Brighton. The deal is worth up to £70m, made up of a £65m guaranteed fee plus £5m in add-ons. The midfielder has joined on a five-year contract which includes the option of a further year.

Chelsea have agreed a £7.5m deal with Aston Villa to sign goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez. There are question marks now about whether Chelsea's current goalkeepers, Robert Sanchez and Mike Penders, will remain at Stamford Bridge for the season.

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Are East Rukahavian banned from this contest? Just want to double check.

Lately for the win.

3 Dolly Parton songs potentially in the Top 40 tomorrow.

Club Brugge have granted centre-back Joel Ordonez permission to have a medical with Crystal Palace. The deal under discussion is for a loan with a conditional obligation to buy for £24m plus add-ons. Aston Villa had also been in talks with Club Brugge to sign Ordonez.

Aston Villa have agreed a deal with Chelsea to sign Nicolas Jackson. It is understood to be worth up to £65m, meeting Chelsea's valuation of the striker. The Blues' plan all summer has been to sell Jackson and Liam Delap.

Al Hilal have agreed a deal to sign Ollie Watkins from Aston Villa and Chelsea forward Nicolas Jackson has been lined up as his replacement.

Liverpool have an agreement in principle with Paris Saint-Germain to sign Bradley Barcola in a deal worth £120m.

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