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Absolutely ridiculous:

Manchester United have signed 18-year-old winger Tynan Thompson from Tottenham, subject to registration. The highly-rated prospect scored 13 goal, while also picking up six assists last season across U18 level.

Alex Scott has turned down a new Bournemouth contract amid strong interest from Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United.

Ipswich have signed goalkeeper Kayne van Oevelen from Volendam in a permanent transfer. The deal is worth up to £4.25m (€5m) broken up into an initial £3.4m (€4m) plus £850,000 (€1m) in add-ons

891: +5- Dai Dai +4- Three Lions +3- Wonderwall +2- I Knew It, I Knew You +1- hate that i made you love me -1- Talk To You -2- Free Your Mind -3- stupid song -4- Choosin' Texas -5- Rein Me In

Race: Alpine: Gasly v Colapinto [R] Aston Martin: Alonso [R] v Stroll Audi: Bortoleto [R] v Hulkenberg Cadillac: Perez v Bottas [R] Ferrari: Leclerc [R] v Hamilton Haas: Ocon v Bearman [R] McLaren: Norris v Piastri [R] Mercedes: Antonelli [R] v Russell Racing Bulls: Lawson v Lindblad [R] Red Bull: Verstappen [R] v Hadjar Williams: Albon [R] v Sainz Jr Winner: Kimi Antonelli Fastest Lap: Lando Norris After Race: @Dobbo - 340pts @Sarah - 307pts @Herbs - 285pts @Houdini - 280pts @Mack.- 275pts Thank you all for playing.

Qualifying: Alpine: Gasly [Q] v Colapinto Aston Martin: Alonso v Stroll [Q] Audi: Bortoleto [Q] v Hulkenberg Cadillac: Perez v Bottas [Q] Ferrari: Leclerc [Q] v Hamilton Haas: Ocon v Bearman [Q] McLaren: Norris v Piastri [Q] Mercedes: Antonelli [Q] v Russell Racing Bulls: Lawson v Lindblad [Q] Red Bull: Verstappen [Q] v Hadjar Williams: Albon [Q] v Sainz Jr Pole Position: Kimi Antonelli NB: 1) Fernando Alonso received a 20-place grid penalty for exceeding his quota of power unit elements 2) Lando Norris received a ten-place grid penalty for exceeding his quota of power unit elements. 3) Carlos Sainz Jr. received a ten-place grid penalty for exceeding his quota of power unit elements. After Qualifying: @Dobbo - 328pts @Sarah - 297pts @Herbs - 275pts @Houdini - 265pts @Mack.- 261pts

1. Shakira & Burna Boy- Dai Dai 11. Wynonna- Am I Missing Out 19. CZARFACE & Frankie Pulitzer- All it Takes is One Bad Day 21. Shakira ft Freshlyground- Waka Waka (Esto es Africa) 22. Bonnie Tyler- Total Eclipse of the Heart 27. Sara Bareilles- Home 32. Yung Miami- Spend Dat 41. Lauren Daigle- Rescue

Daz Sampson yet again.

They'd use album tracks.

Mr Brightside set to re-enter the Top 40, happy days.

It's #2 on Apple.

Rein Me In equalling I Believe or being waterboarded I know l would prefer.

Shakira/ Burna Boy to somehow cause a shock and beat the COVID of the UK charts that is Rein Me In.

Spotify: July 19th: New Peak: 4. The Killers- Mr Brightside 11. Shakira ft Burna Boy- Dai Dai 58. pupsies- misery. Re-Entries: 166. SIENNA SPIRO- Pure 171. Bruno Mars- Marry You 174. Bruno Mars- 24K Magic 175. Snow Patrol- Chasing Cars 179. The Killers- Somebody Told Me 183. Electric Light Orchestra- Mr. Blue Sky 187. Hozier- Take Me To Church 191. Miguel- damned 193. Olivia Dean- A Couple Minutes 195. Train- Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) 198. Crowded House- Don't Dream It's Over 199. Dire Straits- Sultans Of Swing 200. Bruno Mars- When I Was Your Man

1. Shakira ft Burna Boy- Dai Dai 4. Justin Bieber- EVERYTHING HALLELUJAH 11. BTS- Dynamite 22. Elevation Worship & Chandler Moore- God I'm Just Grateful 28. Bruno Mars- I Just Might 32. Gracie Abrams- Look at My Life 36. Shakira ft Freshlyground- Waka Waka (Esto es Africa) 40. AC/DC- Thunderstruck 68. Post Malone ft Swae Lee- Sunflower 75. Kara Holt- I Did It Tired

Spotify: July 18th: New Peak: 5. The Killers- Mr Brightside 78. pupsies- misery. Re-Entries: 129. ROSE, Bruno Mars- APT. 155. Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars- Uptown Funk 179. Michael Jackson- Bad 186. Bryan Adams- Summer Of '69 187. Chappell Roan- Good Luck, Babe! 193. Oasis- Champagne Supernova 194. Michael Jackson- Thriller 195. Whitney Houston- I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 196. The Outfield- Your Love 197. LE SSERAFIM, ILLT, KATSEYE- ICONIC BY MISTAKE 198. Rihanna- S&M 199. Pitbull ft John Ryan- Fireball

Day 34 Result: Spain 0-0 Argentina (At 90 Minutes) Final Standings: @LiamSime- 171pts @LewisGT- 164pts @Dobbo- 159pts @Suedehead2- 158pts @Steve201- 154pts @Mack.- 154pts @Henessy Lake- 149pts @Viper*- 149pts @nine¾- 147pts @Houdini- 147pts @DaTilt- 146pts @TheSnake- 137pts @ElectroBoy- 125pts @Sarah- 122pts @CowTzy was here- 107pts @Rooney- 64pts Many congratulations to @LiamSime on winning the 2026 World Cup Prediction Competition. Many thanks to everyone who took part in this. Feel free to take part in our Premier League Prediction Competition, which has been run brilliantly by @Houdini next month. If not, don't worry we'll be back in two years time for the Euros version.

Former Newcastle United manager and England captain and manager Kevin Keegan has died aged 75, seven weeks after he revealed he had been diagnosed with stage four cancer.

Day 33 Result: France 4-6 England After Day 33: @LiamSime- 169pts @LewisGT- 162pts @Dobbo- 159pts @Suedehead2- 158pts @Steve201- 154pts @Mack.- 154pts @Henessy Lake- 149pts @Viper*- 149pts @nine¾- 145pts @Houdini- 145pts @DaTilt- 144pts @TheSnake- 135pts @ElectroBoy- 125pts @Sarah- 122pts @CowTzy was here- 105pts @Rooney- 64pts