Mack.

And this is my United States of Whatever for the win.

And now we know why...

Seeds: 1. Elena Rybakina (Kazakhstan) [Withdraw] 2. Aryna Sabalenka 3. Mirra Andreeva 4. Coco Gauff [USA] 5. Jessica Pegula [USA] 6. Elina Svitolina [Ukraine] 7. Karolina Muchova [Czechia] 8. Linda Noskova [Czechia] 9. Marta Kostyuk [Ukraine] Group 1 [As It Stands] 1. Linda Noskova 2. Coco Gauff 3. Jessica Pegula 4. Marta Kostyuk [Eliminated] Group 2 [As It Stands] 1. Mirra Andreeva [Q] 2. Aryna Sabalenka 3. Elina Svitolina 4. Karolina Muchova [Elimanted]

Mirra Andreeva won 11 games in a row as she thrashed world number two Aryna Sabalenka to reach the last four at the WTA Finals. French Open champion Andreeva was 4-1 down in the opening set before producing some superb tennis and taking advantage of an increasingly erratic Sabalenka performance. The 19-year-old Russian went on to deliver a statement 6-4 6-0 victory over four-time major singles winner Sabalenka.

Oscar Piastri has split from the management team headed by ex-Formula 1 driver Mark Webber and Ann Neal. A statement on behalf of McLaren driver Piastri announced on Monday after the Brazilian Grand Prix that the two parties had mutually ended their agreement.

Next Crystal Palace Manager Odds: (William Hill) Thomas Frank 1-4f Jens Berthel Askou 6-1 Sean Dyche 6-1 Tony Popovic 7-1 Vitor Pereira 12-1 Vitor Matos 12-1 Anthony Barry 16-1 Kieran McKenna 20-1 Rob Edwards 20-1 Eddie Howe 20-1

Really pleased to see Lawson and Lindblad confirmed as Racing Bulls drivers for next year. Both deserve the opportunity, and I hope it proves to be a great season for them. That said, I do hope Lawson gets the chance to move to a stronger team in the future, one that fully believes in him and gets 100% behind him. I genuinely think that could unlock even more of his potential. Tsolov also deserves his shot

2026 Grand Slam of Darts Draw: Group A: Luke Littler (England), Niels Zonneveld (Netherlands), Beau Greaves (England) Group B: Jermaine Wattimena (Netherlands), Alan Soutar (Scotland), Lisa Ashton (England) Group C: Josh Rock (NI), Kevin Doets (Netherlands), Tommy Morris (England) Group D: Stephen Bunting (England), Cameron Menzies (Scotland), Raymond Smith (Australia) Group E: Gerwyn Price (Wales), Sebastian Bialeki (Poland), Joe Hunt [England] Group F: Ryan Searle [England], Andrew Gilding [England], Charlie Manby [England] Group G: Jonny Clayton [Wales], Rob Cross [England], Anton Ostlund [Sweden] Group H: Wessel Nijman [Netherlands], Niko Springer [Germany], Adam Sevada [USA] Group I: Luke Humphries [England], Joe Cullen [England], Paolo Nebrida [Philippines] Group J: Luke Woodhouse [England], Krzysztof Ratajski [Poland], Tom Sykes [England] Group K: James Wade [England], Ricky Evans [England], Cam Crabtree [England] Group L: Michael van Gerwen [Netherlands], Jeffrey de Graaf [Sweden], Henry Coates [England] Group M: Gian van Veen [Netherlands], Bradley Brooks [England], Carl Sneyd [England] Group N: Chris Dobey [England], Martin Schindler [Germany], Jan Schmidt [Germany] Group O: Ross Smith [England], Gabriel Clemens [Germany], Rusty-Jake Rodriguez [Austria] Group P: Nathan Aspinall [England], Karel Sedlacek [Czech Republic], Maik Kuivenhoven [Netherlands]

Seedings for the UK Championship 1 - Mark Selby 2 - Wu Yize 3 - Zhao Xintong 4 - Neil Robertson 5 - Judd Trump 6 - John Higgins 7 - Shaun Murphy 8 - Kyren Wilson 9 - Mark Williams 10 - Barry Hawkins 11 - Mark Allen 12 - Chris Wakelin 13 - Ronnie O'Sullivan 14 - Xiao Guodong 15 - Ali Carter 16 - Chang Bingyu

James Anderson has extended his record-breaking career beyond his 45th birthday by signing for Surrey. England's all-time leading Test wicket-taker was not offered a new contract by Lancashire, the county for whom he first played professionally 25 years ago. Amid interest from multiple clubs, the 44-year-old has agreed a move to The Oval.

First Managerial Sacking: Michael Carrick

Man United Supporter's Trust Statement on Michael Carrick's departure: https://www.imust.org.uk/Blog/Entry/must-statement-on-michael-carricks-departure

David Walliams was revealed as the celebrity who used an injunction to silence the media over accusations of sexual misconduct. Walliams lost his High Court battle to avoid being named after initially obtaining an interim order which prevented his identification. https://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-10/david-walliams-accused-of-preying-on-teenage-girls-as-young-as-15 https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/ng-interactive/2026/nov/10/david-walliams-accused-sex-grooming-allegations-young-women

And then Rhianna posts on Instagram of her kissing Omar on the cheek.

They're both in the sixth tier of the football pyramid.

That has to be an windup surely.

Hoppiholla, sorry birds.