Mack.

That doesn't exist in the BJSC world.

East Rukahavian have voted.

That was absolutely nauseating to watch that butchering of I Know Him So Well from Amanda.

Rangers captain Lawrence Shankland will be out for up to four months because of a hamstring tear and the forward may have surgery. Speaking before Wednesday's Scottish Premiership visit of St Mirren, manager Derek McInnes confirmed his 31-year-old skipper had suffered a recurrence of the injury when both were at Hearts last season. Shankland missed nine weeks. He has scored four goals in 10 Rangers appearances so far this term but came off early in Saturday's 1-0 home league win over Motherwell. His replacement, Ryan Naderi, scored the game's only goal.

Shrewsbury Town's long-running takeover saga is set to end after an American consortium was granted approval to buy the club. The League Two club received written confirmation from the Independent Football Regulator (IFR) and the English Football League (EFL) on Monday confirming the as-yet-unidentified group's takeover had been approved. The club said the new owner and principal investors will be announced "when we are able to do so".

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Wycombe Wanderers have sacked manager Michael Duff following a five-game winless start to the League One season. First-team coach Alex Morris has also left in the wake of the Buckinghamshire side having picked up just three points out of a possible 15. Tom Hounsell will take on the role as interim head coach for Saturday's trip to Leyton Orient. BBC SportWycombe Wanderers: Michael Duff sacked by League One clubWycombe Wanderers sack Michael Duff and his assistant Alex Morris just five games into the League One season.

Global head of football Edu has left Nottingham Forest after just over a year at the City Ground. The former Arsenal midfielder has not attended a game since February and his exit, with his contract believed to have been terminated, has been expected. His position came under the spotlight after a falling-out with Nuno Espirito Santo, who was sacked last September, the first of four managers at Forest last season.

Expect both Southampton and West Ham to be up before the Easter bunny has popped round.

Alexis Mac Allister says he is "very sad" not to have been offered a new deal by the club and had "options" to leave in the summer. The Argentine, who joined on a five-year contract from Brighton in June 2023, saw team-mates Dominik Szoboszlai and Ryan Gravenberch extend their Reds deals this year. Speaking before Liverpool's Champions League game against Atletico Madrid on Wednesday, Mac Allister spoke openly about his future at the club. "I received the news that the club was not in a position to offer me a new contract which, of course, makes me very, very sad," said the 27-year-old. "Everyone can see that I give my 100% for this football club every single day in training and games. Of course, I can have very good games [and] bad games, like everyone, but I always give my best.

Luke Shaw a doubt for tomorrow, not a serious injury apparently.

Saturday 12th September Aston Villa 2-2 Nottingham Forest AFC Bournemouth 1-1 Brentford Chelsea 3-0 Hull City Crystal Palace 1-0 Ipswich Town Liverpool 3-1 Fulham Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Everton (17:30) Sunderland 0-3 Arsenal (20:00) Sunday 13th September Coventry City 1-2 Brighton & Hove Albion (14:00) Manchester United 1-3 Manchester City (16:30) Monday 14th September Leeds United 2-2 Newcastle United (20:00)

A look at how we did postwise in August: August 2nd: Not in Top 10 August 9th: Not in Top 10 August 16th: Not in Top 10 August 23rd: 9th: (98 posts) August 30th: 10th: (110 posts)

A look at how we did postwise in July: July 5th: 1st: (1,057 posts)- HIGHEST EVER FIGURE July 12th: 2nd: (802 posts) July 19th: 2nd: (675 posts) July 26th: 3rd: (362 posts)

If only but they wouldn't as everyone loves storylines about Max Branning and his extracurricular activities.

Choosin' Texas what an awful replacement but still better than the COVID of the UK Charts.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

Ne-Yo.

Vengaboys to go for me.

I was wondering if the Russell boos were because fans thought he had pushed Antonelli into the gravel?

Hadjar out of the Spanish Grand Prix once again Lawson at Red Bull and Tsunoda at Racing Bulls.

An classic that is 'On A Night Like This' an stunning follow-up to 'Spinning Around'.

Leclerc crashing at the same corner as it did in 2020.