Everything posted by Chemical_Halo
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WOMANIZER VIDEO - PAGE 3
SLOW@ME. But what a f***ing sooonnnnnng man <333. When's it out and all that lark? I'm sure loads of people probably have/have had it in their sigs but I'm too unobservant lol. And the "woma-woman-woma-woma" bit TOTES makes me just want to sing the "the lion sleeps toniiight" song. EPIC.
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Jason Statham / Death Race
I f***ing loved this film because of Tyrese <3. 'Llow Statham man totally agree with what Scott wrote. His face still is quite nice though lol.
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X Factor Thread
JLS ftw pl0xxxx. Marvyn pure wants my poontang. And I would quite like his.
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X Factor Thread
Who's Austin!? Like where he's from. I totally recognise him, did he use to be in a band? :/ I mean I know he did that programme with some other guys where they dressed up as a girl group to try and fool everyone lol. That was bitchin.
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CAMP ROCK!
Quoted for being the truthfullest [?!] thing anyone's ever wrote on here! <3 Lol. Even though I'd ride all 3 of them something rotten aahaaa. I wish Joe Jonas had the eyebrows of...well any of the other 2. They're ACTUAL crossbred caterpillars </3.
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CAMP ROCK!
:o. You are bang wrong :(.
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CAMP ROCK!
^ SHUTTUP! That's actual blasphemy lol. Yeaaaaah as much as I love the Jonas Brothers I gave it a miss. The girl singer was awful. And from the adverts the JBs look about as good as acting as...I am at....being Batman.
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X Factor Thread
Dannii's hardly ever there! Even when she is she just sits there trying to look pretty. Epic fail when she's sat next to Cheryl lol. Simon <3.
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The EastEnders Thread
^ I KNOW RIGHT! Ahah it's so annoying when you watch it and...he's just so ooft...but it feels so wrong on so many levels lol :(.
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Put in order your fave Disney character
1) JONAS BROTHERS. Nobody understands how amazing their music is :(. Even though I feel I may be bumming their music with my eyes, rather than ears lol :s. They're fierce.
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Issues with the [img] tags?
I'm not sure this'll work lol :/ If it does this is all it says.
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Issues with the [img] tags?
I didn't realise we had this forum lol; but can anyone tell me why I can't post imgs anywhere? I currently just tried to post a screen cap of the message I keep getting but...obviously it's an image so I can't. BUT, everytime I try to post a picture (doing the EXACT thing that you're meant to do and what used to work for me) it comes up with this message: "THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND Sorry, dynamic pages in the tags are not allowed" Someone fix it please, it's so annoying lol :/.
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The Hollyoaks Thread...
God I hope it's , he attitude just annoys me so much lol; especially in the last few episodes. But at least she does more than I guess :/.
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The EastEnders Thread
I'M EXCITED FOR IT. That makes me sound so odd lol; But it's hopefully going to be an awesomely portrayed/written storyline.
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Casualty
SHUTTUP CASUALTY'S CLASSIC. It's actually epic, Tess is obvs dead.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
Oh :(. She's boring then. I know someone said something like that but I was in "IGNORE.RANT.REPEAT." mode before lol. I thought she'd have actual vagtastic shots being flung about left, right and centre. There's still something that annoys me about her </3.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
Yh okay -VOM-. Well anyway yeah; it all boils down to have a sex change, watch Mean Girls, and live a girl's life. Then you'll get it. I'll stop writing here now (mebbes) so you can all stop having your little epi fits -rolls eyes.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE JAKE. I've told you this you need to water your big words down lol :(((. I've never heard of these Old women calnders :/ [butew]. So she couldn't have done something else for charity in her own time? But no, it's fine now she's got """celeb"""" status; what a pile of p***. Because everyone's too stupid to understand obviously. HOW IS SHE NOT A FAKE SKANK? Like I've said forever Kat with her cookie generally happy saga gets slated like nobody's business; yet Rachel conveniantly acts like a f***ing t*** with her "OMGOSH MR MOFF AND SPIDEY" and "DISNEYWISNEY AND GWAPES!" yet...kay that's fine yeah. Buuuuuutttt...WHATEVER basically. If men were girls you'd understand GIRL WORLD. Seriously Rachel is to life what Regina George...not Regina George actually, more just the backup ones that clang onto her arse like Gretchen, was to Mean Girls. And Steph's fit so that's automatically different. AND at least everyone already knew Steph was a grotesque skank and she showed it whereas Rachel's gone along the whole show with the sweet and innocent act. And she is tiny from the top half but her arse is like the f***ing elephant man.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
Because she's just ANNOYING :(((. And when I read/hear her name it makes me vom in my mouth a bit lol. Honestly though if I ever saw her in real life I rly would just puunch her in the chops. She's too punchable looking.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
And stop saying mean things about Leslie just because SHE SEES THROUGH HER TOO :o. All of the rest of you are clearly just living a blinkered secondrate Mikey lifestyle. THE SHAME.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
No because she's an arsehole rly lol. Like someone said ASIF doing it for charity means it's good; what a load of old fecking $h!te! She's CLEAAAARLY as clear as ACTUALLLL real life crystals she's just using that so no one sees her for the skank whore she is. I bet anyone else who'd have done it and said it was for charity everyone would be all "BULL". But obvs it's much more believable that a "DISNEY WISNEY STAR OOOH!" suggests it. Rachel is a fat whale. [PS I CAN'T HELP IT JAKE; I CAN SEE HIM MARRYING ME AND FATHERING MY GINGER KIDDLYWINKS :( SOS!!!]
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
Yeaaaah, keep telling yourself that lol. I'LL EXPECT TO BE SEEING HER ON THE COVER OF FHM IN A FEW WEEKS. Not that she's good enough because she's a WHALE. No offence yeah but that child is fakefakefake. How EMBARRASSING for those tard that actually voted her to win. Gutted.
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Big Brother 9 > General Discussion: Part 2
That's completely unpredictable. PSYCH. Obviously Rachel's going to be plastered around as the little slag she really is; Doubt she's bothered now her c**p act has fooled the actual retarded public has given her £100, 000 for f*** all -rolls eyes-. Anyway where has Rex admitted he's cheated? I WANT TO KNOW.
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X Factor Thread
Don't you say that about my Ashwin! Lol he was AMAZING ahahaha; "One day Simon's going to be licking my shoes, begging for a job!" or whatever hesaid was the greatest, quote, EVER! I love Cheryl being a judge :o. But think it may just arise from my love of GA and her face.
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year
I have to take my little sister to see it :cry:. ASIFIDON'TLOVEITREALLY. I'm hoping it's shown in one of the screens in the VIP Rooms at Cineworld. That'd be freaking awesome!